We Shall See..
Watch as Waffles tries not to get raped by bums, freeze to death, or get beaten to death by the cops. Our money is on the bums.
Ug. I am so pissed right now. I am willing to give FaceUpGaming another chance ONLY because of ALCantHang but I am so frustrated right now.
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Been feeling crappy. Have a tooth ache. Feeling depressed. The tooth has been hurting me really badly.. I have been crunching ice like a machine. I need to go to the dentist. Last night I tried a home remedy.. I ate an onion. Raw. It was delicious. I have always like onions. It also worked SOOOO good. I was able to sleep through the night. No pain yet today. I am sure it will come back soon. Peace.
If Game of Thrones was in modern times here is how it would go.. Personally I think it would have been a lot rougher.. I mean D had sex with a barbarian in front of a group of people! Talk about ending your political career.
I told the kid he could probably go see the movie Ted. Now the kid is 13 years old. He swears like a truck driver. I read the synopsis and have seen a few of the scenes. Nothing looks appropriate but then again nothing looks all that bad. So should I let him see his first rated R movie?
If you have no sense of humor or your sense of humor runs towards the smurfs I suggest you stop reading right now. If on the other hand you like dark and low brow humor you have come to the right place.
I am totally pissed off tonight. I have had it for the week.
It seems like we have a cleavage contest going. With the shot heard round the world Carmel lets fly a slight nipple slip perhaps giving Josie a run for her money in the cleavage wars. I expect this battle to escalate into full fledged open shirt warfare! Commence firing now! Peace.
I tried the FaceUpGaming Blogger game.Huge thanks to AlCantHang for settin this up.
Not bottles of SoCo either. AlCantHang of fat hippy lush fame has come through with a prize filled blogger event. It is being held on a site called FaceUpGaming. He obviously got them to agree by saying super stars like the incomparable Waffles would show up. I can't figure out how to link directly to his post but it is the one from June 4th. Go check it out. Send Al some comment love too.
I just had a good idea and need to write it down. From now on if a female recruiter cold contacts me I am going to say "Great, I would love to work with you, Please send me a picture of yourself in a Bikini or less and we can get started".
Why does deceit and game playing in women seem to be an evolutionary trait. I mean if you look at the human race it would seem that the women who crouched down, lifted their asses in the air, and took genetic material would be the ones who survived and procreated. Not the ones who played games and were all hard to get.
Today my son was in his room while my wife was talking to her friend on the phone. She mentioned that her boyfriend cheated on her with some big titty blonde. I then walk in when she is yelling at the boy. He tells me that she is yelling at him because Scumbag cheated on her. She tells him to shut up and not tell her secrets. I was confused for a moment because one of my sons friends has the same name so I am like "huh, your friend cheated on a test? With a blonde with big tits? whaaa?". I was so confused. It then dawned on me.
What the fuck is wrong with undies these days? I mean seriously. When I was a kid they made fruit of the loom to last! I had undies that did not die for 27 years! I still wore them! Now the pair I bought last year is all shredded and falling apart! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I know I have a fucking huge cock but the undies should still survive! Make better products assholes. Peace.
Shelly my favorite althetic, jogger, health nut, blogger suggested cafe press (http://shop.cafepress.com/sheldon) for Sheldon shirts.. I also found the following site with all kinds of shirts from all episodes (http://www.sheldonshirts.com/official5.html).
How have I never seen this show before? It is so funny. Also where can I get the shirts Sheldon wears? I love them. The character is so funny. He reminds me of me a little. Like if you took my eccentric side and multiplied it by 100 that would be Sheldon. Ok.. Maybe only 25.