I have impregnated Josie (probably from that 3-some with Grouchie) and she is now having my love child. According to my daughters school. Who told her shrink that. This is all because some parent overheard my daughter saying that. Which happened because Josie sent me a card and had the incredible lack of discretion of putting XOXO on it. Everyone knows XOXO means love child. Least that happened a while ago even if I am just hearing about it now. It also made me burst out laughing. I know I am a terrible dad. More on that later. Peace.
** Nobody was impregnated in the making of this post.