Saturday, June 02, 2012

Tightie Whities

What the fuck is wrong with undies these days? I mean seriously. When I was a kid they made fruit of the loom to last! I had undies that did not die for 27 years! I still wore them! Now the pair I bought last year is all shredded and falling apart! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I know I have a fucking huge cock but the undies should still survive! Make better products assholes. Peace.


Blogger Josie said...

Eww 27 yr old undies!

Hmmm Shall I send a care package of undies over?

9:01 AM

Blogger Jupiter Bunny said...

Sounds a lot like planned obsolescence. They don't make stuff like they used to.

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9:02 AM

Blogger Wolfshead said...

Maybe your farts have become more toxic?

11:30 AM

Blogger Mr Subliminal said...

You should consider going commando.

1:10 PM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Ummm ... mebbe the old ones held up better because they were washed after you wore them instead of covering your gnarly ass for months at a time?

1:16 PM

Blogger KenP said...

Then, I am guessing you've bought the same size since you were fifteen. We've all been bored to tears over you bouts with exercise and weight fluctuation. I imagine you are stressing the fabric these days to the breaking point. 27 years and all the same size?

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6:40 AM


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