Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Poking Some Fun

If you have no sense of humor or your sense of humor runs towards the smurfs I suggest you stop reading right now. If on the other hand you like dark and low brow humor you have come to the right place.

Starting Booking Bets on Josie's Trip.

How Much She Will WinA. A gadzillion dollars as she parlays her AVP win, cash table wins, and owning drooling blogger worshippers into an entry into the WSOP which she Yangs her way to victory in.
B. How much do Grouchie, Rob and Grump have in their pockets?
C. Enough to pay for her trip back in December, you go girl!
D. Enough for an Angus burger with Grumpy.

Who Will Murder Her
A. Everyone at the tables, cmon she is not THAT good.
B. Rob the Hooker Stalker
C. Tony
D. Some random dude at the bar
E. Lightning (Hey the perv was feeling left out, had to put him in somewhere)
F. None of the above, She is Sicilian, She will cut you!

How Many Suckers Will Buy Her Dinner To Try And Get In Her Pants
A. 1
B. 3
C. 12
D. All of them

 How Many Sucker Will Actually Get In Her Pants By Buying Her Dinner
A. 1
B. 3
C. 12
D. All of them

Who She Will Sleep With
A. Herself, hey nothing beats a good hand.
B. Carmel. Sexy Mexy Gets Josie Drunk! Please take pictures! Does the dog get to watch?
C. Grouchie. Hey the dude is on a studly diet! SCORE! Plus he has a good sense of humor. Chicks dig that.
D. Rob hides in the closet and watches her undress
E. All of the above

How Dead Am I When She Gets Back
A. A lot
B. A real lot
C. No really dude, you are fucking dead.

Feel free to answer any of these questions at your own risk. I enjoy fucking with Josie. It is fun albeit a bit painful sometimes. If you think I have missed any good bets let me know. Seriously though best vibes going out to Vegas and I hope she does win a gadzillion dollars! Peace.


Blogger Carmel said...


8:53 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Waffles, why aren't you going too? Boo!!

I predict I win, but not as much as I'd like because I won't be playing a wsop event.

December baby! Save your money, away from your wife's clutches so you can go in December.

9:09 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Oh and I predict no one gets in my pants but at least a dozen different men get back rubs at the felt - I will keep count for you.

9:10 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

Waffles I'm awaiting your arrival :) Whore house.

9:24 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Classic post. I think the Josie sideshow will be much more fun than all the poker I will be playing.

11:23 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Left a pm on your facebook page.

Still time for you to catch a plane to Las Vegas this weekend. If Tony can do it so can you.

11:53 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

Haha yeah! Some ding-ding bought him a ticket? I saw it on Facebook. Gosh maybe I CAN get that new IPAD I have been eye-balling.

1:11 PM

Blogger grrouchie said...

This is going to be a lot like a first sexual encounter between two young lovers who have been talking about it for months and months.
There is no way it will live up to the hype.

5:14 AM

Blogger Bayne_S said...


9:28 AM

Blogger Rob said...

This is fucking hilarious. LightNing told me about it tonite over dinner while we discussing how much you hate him. I didn't catch this earlier because, you know, I AM IN VEGAS.

1:03 AM


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