Poking Some Fun
If you have no sense of humor or your sense of humor runs towards the smurfs I suggest you stop reading right now. If on the other hand you like dark and low brow humor you have come to the right place.
Starting Booking Bets on Josie's Trip.
How Much She Will WinA. A gadzillion dollars as she parlays her AVP win, cash table wins, and owning drooling blogger worshippers into an entry into the WSOP which she Yangs her way to victory in.
B. How much do Grouchie, Rob and Grump have in their pockets?
C. Enough to pay for her trip back in December, you go girl!
D. Enough for an Angus burger with Grumpy.
E. Josie? Win? BLAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Who Will Murder Her
A. Everyone at the tables, cmon she is not THAT good.
B. Rob the Hooker Stalker
D. Some random dude at the bar
E. Lightning (Hey the perv was feeling left out, had to put him in somewhere)
F. None of the above, She is Sicilian, She will cut you!
How Many Suckers Will Buy Her Dinner To Try And Get In Her Pants
D. All of them
How Many Sucker Will Actually Get In Her Pants By Buying Her Dinner
D. All of them
Who She Will Sleep With
A. Herself, hey nothing beats a good hand.
B. Carmel. Sexy Mexy Gets Josie Drunk! Please take pictures! Does the dog get to watch?
C. Grouchie. Hey the dude is on a studly diet! SCORE! Plus he has a good sense of humor. Chicks dig that.
D. Rob hides in the closet and watches her undress
E. All of the above
How Dead Am I When She Gets Back
A. A lot
B. A real lot
C. No really dude, you are fucking dead.
Feel free to answer any of these questions at your own risk. I enjoy fucking with Josie. It is fun albeit a bit painful sometimes. If you think I have missed any good bets let me know. Seriously though best vibes going out to Vegas and I hope she does win a gadzillion dollars! Peace.