Saturday, June 30, 2012

Face Up Fuck Up

Ug. I am so pissed right now. I am willing to give FaceUpGaming another chance ONLY because of ALCantHang but I am so frustrated right now.

First off they have turned off chat. Blogger tourney with no smack talking is crap. If they do not change this policy I will not play another one.

I then get disconnected with everyone else and can not figure out how to get back for a while. Sucked.

If not bad enough the poker gods laugh at me and as I fold to Austin's EP raise I flop the nut straight. UGG! FML. Will update again.

Another mass disconnect. Hopefully not me as I am doing alright with 2600 chips.

KOed Laughlin Kid when he semi-bluffed and I won with 73o. :). Did not even mean to be in the hand. Did not notice he was not disconnected anymore. I swear calling his all in was a good move.

Now the lobby is out for me. I can not tell how good I am doing.

KO #2. I raised with A9, got called by QJ, 9xx flop and he has 1400 left. I lead 400, he jams, have to call. I hold.

And all in by accident. Fucking interface. Luckly nobody has me covered. This interface is bothering me this time. I enjoyed the last game so much. This one not so much. Nice 7K stack going.

And now with my huge stack the game is terminated. FUCK YOU FACE UP GAMING. FUCK YOU AND THE GODDAMN FUCKING COCKSUCKING CAMEL YOU FUCKERS ROAD IN ON YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

Ok. Not cancelled. Just DC'ed me on table change maybe?

Ug. Misread a weak King for a Queeze play. Lost 1200 more chips than I needed to. BLAH. K8 is good. Damn.

Made a good fold. Still losing chips. Blah.

Numblowme is on the same table as me now too bad I can not talk to him. Heffmike too.

Lost like 2k on pair of 2s. Shorty had a pair of 6's. Ug. Also noticed this awesome moderator chat. Essentially they said if you keep talking about how fucked up it is and what they can do to make it up to you it is a waste of time.

Lightning out in 118th place.. waiting.. for excuse... 3.. 2.. 1.. and...

Pulled a nice bluff with 72o. Too bad the person could not call me a fucktard. Now the moderators have closed the chat because people were bitching. Nice work guys. Nice work.

Just lost my stack with AK s00ted vs QQ and 77. Was not much more to go in. I feel with the turbo like structure it was probably an alright move. I win and I am golden. 77 took the whole thing down with a flopped set. XD.

All in with a weak ace. Probably my last hand. Do not really care. Got better things to do than this dumb ass site. Really pissed today. Yeah, last hand. Ran into JJ. No suckout. Oh well. Could have probably folded the AK s00ted but who gives a fuck. I play to enjoy the game on that site and it was very un-enjoyable.












8 Comments:

Blogger Rob said...

ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS?

Seriously, that was the worst poker playing experience EVER. I had AQ flopped an Ace and got cut off trying to bet and lost the pot and about two orbits trying to figure out a fucking way to get back in the game.

Then when I did...is there any fucking way to use your keyboard to bet? It didn't respond to my keyboard and I had to use my mouse to move the slider, making my bets ridiculous. When I got Aces I was only to happy to shove on the flop and some lucky asshole who somehow wasn't disconnected got two shitty pair when he shouldn't have even called my overbet preflop raise to begin with.

What a lousy fucking piece of shit software.

Fuck them and the horse they rode in on.

(I figure this is a pretty good comment for Waffles site!)

12:46 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

LOL. It was much better last week. Not sure what happened this week.

1:05 PM

 
Blogger lightning36 said...

I was disconnected except for the first few minutes, you complete and total fucktard. Why don't you go back to eating pig shit and snot and then fucking do us all a favor and stuff your little prick in a blender?

Ahhh ... I feel better now ...

1:29 PM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

Rob

if you ever play again stay out of full screen mode, it disconnects the room chat and the betting boxes

1:35 PM

 
Blogger JT88Keys said...

I got disconnected a second time and could never get back in. Once I finally got it to load again I had blinded off in 86-88th place. I guess I'll give them what they hoped for and blog about my experience with Face Up Gaming. It ain't gonna be complimentary though.

1:38 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Yup. Lightning makes excuses again.

2:06 PM

 
Blogger Carmel said...

:p

2:07 PM

 
Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

I gave up after the third (or fourth?) disconnect. They try to give away some stuff and drum up some interest, but it blows up in their faces.

2:38 PM

 

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