I am going to fucking do it!
A travel through the warped mind of Waffles as he tries not to go any more insane playing poker.
A Synopsis of Hoy. Every post he makes will be broken down into readable sentences saving you hours of time. You can then go comment on his blog with confidence. Peace.
Is it bad that I want my wife to kill a pedestrian just so I can be right that she should not drive while staring at her iPhone?
I wish that site would come back. Hoyazo Synoposis was the fucking balls. It let you read all the crap Hoyazo had to sprout without having to read 90000 pages.
Figured I would try it out when that pussy Tragedy invited me to play. ;). Actually it is Poker Enthusiasts fault!! So I am now playing a D&D rules Barbarian. I do not get some of it... like Enhancements... um, what? Have not died yet though so that is good. Game is decent. Will have a better opinion later.
I thought that Buffalo Holdem presented some interesting questions in this post.
Had a good time last night. Went out to use some free gift cards I got to Outback about two years ago. Fuck Ya! I procrastinate! Went with a couple of old friends. Got to that nirvana state where I am drunk enough to be hilariously funny yet not drunk enough to "fall asleep". If you have never had the pleasure of seeing me in this state then you are missing a good time. It is pretty cheap to get me to that point too. Only 2-3 beers will do it. I really should become an alcoholic.
I often come up with business ideas. My latest is the "Fatties for Patties" app. My friend was thinking about some sort of local, bar type, social networking app to basically do hookups with no strings attached. I came up with one better. You have an application that finds fat chicks who will sleep with you for dinner. The chicks can input dinner level from McDonalds to a 5 star restaurant. Actually they could enter tiers from like:
Has society ran out of ideas? I mean seriously a fucking Total Recall remake? What the hell is wrong with you people. At least choose a movie that French people made so nobody ever saw it like Le Femme Nikita. Spiderman reboot? Everything fucking reboot? Fucking morons.
Wow. Worst run ever Wednesday. My legs had been feeling a little tired and sore after the sprints on Monday. I knew Wednesday was going to be bad. I get over the bridge and my legs turn to spaghetti. It felt like my right leg and knee just did not want to support my body. Killer. It was at like 15 minutes into the run. I told myself to keep going unless I felt some serious pain. I kept moving and finished my 30 but felt like I could not even take another step at the end. When I stop my legs always feel painful but it was pretty bad after this run. Normally I have to walk it off. This time I was kind of hobbling it off. I even sat down for a few minutes... but that probably just made me feel stiffer. I am going to take today off to give myself more of a rest and see if I can do something for my legs.
Nothing cool is going on. Just kind of status quo. Yesterday I had to get home earlier because I wanted to watch the kids playoff game. I also needed to get a run in. Running has been kind of blah lately. I have lost like zero pounds. I do not feel like I am improving much. Still need to do something to kick start the drive again.
Last post on running gave you the second by second play. Today just an overview. Went for a nice run. I decided to do a longer run than usual today. I found out most of my runs are around 2.7 miles. So I decided to bump my 30-minute run to 40+ and add the bridge crossover.
Go readz abouts da stupidz peopals here. Fuck you all too. See gotta get my quota of swears in for the month.