WHEEE. I like playing Josie.
A travel through the warped mind of Waffles as he tries not to go any more insane playing poker.
Let's see.. Hoyazo wrote the teams are unfair in Donkey Island. Let's assume that he is right and they are unfair. Is it any surprise? I mean you paid money to play and then you let someone on one of the teams split the people up. HELLO?!?! Do you not fucking deserve what you get for being that stupid? I mean seriously. What ever happened to picking names out of a hat or having two captains pick teams... BLAHAHAHAHA No let's use the totally fair method of one of the people on a team forming the teams.. I mean like that sounds sensible right? Stupid people deserve what they get. 'Nuff said. Peace. Did I mention I love Donkey Island?
I actually got Chess for the first time in my entire life. To me chess has always been a game where you lose miserably. You just kind of make random moves and die. No fun at all. A guy in my work has been playing people. I listened to him. He said things like this.
Holy crap. I thought Survivor: Donkey Island would be the biggest piece of shit ever. Was I ever wrong. We have Numblowme doing the "I am the best player ever" Hoyazo imitation. Not to mention the original Hoyazo making one of the most arrogant fucking posts he has ever done and that is a goddamn hard thing to do.
I know I have shared this story before but since I am writing a piece on technology for the Tao of Fear I figured I would write it again. It is possible some of you have never heard this story also. This is republished from the original 2004 posting describing many of the things that made me the crazy person I am today.
Everything is proceeding in a pretty undramatic fashion right now. Nothing really exciting going on. Took the Au Pair the the train station this weekend so she could go in town and fuck someone who is not me. Damn she has big tits for a 5"10 blonde chick. I am liking our choice so far.
I have to say I am surprised and kind of pleased that Bodog decided to put it's foot down and suspend all data mining aids from it's client. I think this is a controversial move for a poker site but I like a lot of what they are saying in the "why" part of the article. I am sure they will lose some regulars because of this.
Do I never learn. Nice. Bad. Mean. Good. I decide to be nice and play tag with the kids.. 20 minutes later we are wrapping up and I hit a turn too hard and my bare foot goes right into the wall post, down I go onto my knee.. I am waiting to see what is broken. Ug. FML.
I have been taking peoples advice about the new Au Pair and trying to make her feel welcome by actually talking to her. I consider this to be bad advice but what do I know about people.
Is such a small number. Flights of stairs. Yeah. Easy right? I was going to march up all 31 flights today.. except like around 10.. I kinda was um dying.. oh well.. At least I started exercising again. I even got something done off my to-do list too. Now to finish these Fritos.
Does Doctor Who REALLY only have 13 lives????
I was reading this article and thinking about it.
Before Dr. Ronald E. McNair was an astronaut, he was a little boy who lived in Lake City, South Carolina. And the Lake City library did not allow African Americans to borrow books. Nine-year-old McNair refused to leave the library and the police were called.
Now the library is being renamed after him.
McNair was the second African American astronaut in space. He held a Ph.D. in physics from MIT and was a specialist in laser physics. What a loss it would have been if he had never been allowed to borrow those books.
I may have made a mistake in wanting a hot chick for an Au Pair. I mean take this morning for instance. She comes out of her room with her hair in a pony tail and wearing a sweat shirt and pants. It felt like I was MiamiDon during his college days. I swear I am going to have an eternal case of blue balls for the next couple of years.