Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Know What Bothers Me...

Know what bothers me about people? They never listen to me. I am not sure if it is my presentation of the material or if people are just stupid. I am ALWAYS right. Never wrong. I told Josie not to make the pick in her survivor league she did and what does she do? She makes the pick. She loses. Do I get a "Waffles, you are a god, forevermore shall I ask your opinion before I take any action. All bow down to the great and powerful Waffles.". No. Not even close. Do you even think she has consulted me in her Football Survivor League Part Deux? Nope.

If people would just LISTEN to me they would be so happy. It would be the start of a new utopian society. Our society would reach whole new heights.

The wife is the most annoying creature with this flaw. Even more annoying than Josie. I know this is hard to believe. For the past year or more she has bitched every day. I mean the bitching never stopped on this one subject. Every day. Day in. Day out. Sickening.

What did she bitch about? The commute to Boston and how her job was fulfilling and her boss sucked. Her work was boring and the commute was killing her. Did I realize that people sneezed on the train? Oh those motherfucking sneezeer's should be shot dead! Oh and the loud talking people. Can they just shut up? What is it with the train being seven seconds late too? Motherfucking train! Blah blah blah blah blah! For an entire year!

So she gets offered a position in the same company but back in Weston which is a short commute. The only snafu is they want to cut her pay grade. Does this mean she gets a pay cut? Nope. It just means that since she is at the top of that bracket she will not get any raises until they up the bracket range.

So she jumps on it right? WRONG! She is deciding. OMG. I told her. Go in today. Wave your ass at your boss and say "Nah nah nah nah! CYA Sucker!". Sing the Nah nah nah nah HEY HEY goodbye song! Rejoice and be happy? Take the damn job. What is there to decide? You have been complaining for over a year! If you need a raise and more fulfillment in your job then be awesome like me... or figure something else out.. but short term this is full of so much fucking WIN for you.

Anyhow I think she might take it. Remember. Waffles is always right. If you have some major life decisions you need to make just leave me a comment and I will steer you to victory, satisfaction, and a Wafflestopia! Peace.

P.S. Get your football picks in for Thursday!


Blogger Wolfshead said...

You must never listen to yourself i guess because you never seem happy

8:09 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

It only works on other people.

8:14 AM

Blogger Josie said...

first of all, wolfie's been trying to get me to give you road head - he's definitely interested in your happiness.

second of all, I will try out your awesome advice. you can make my lucky duck pick for me this week. God help you if I lose.

8:31 AM


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