Thursday, October 13, 2011

Sexism and Cute Girl Story

It might be kinda cute. Not sure. Lately I have been getting my kids up and ready for school. I make them pack their bags the night before so we have less frantic rushing in the morning. It has been kind of fun hanging out with them in the morning.

So this morning I get my daughter all set for school. It is pouring rain out. I drive her down the street to her stop. She decides she wants to wait outside for the bus so she will not miss it. So she gets out and stands by the street and this HUGE SUV comes flying by and drenches her. We had like 3 minutes till the bus came... so I just made her go to school. She told me the nurses office has spare clothes. Poor kid.

I have decided that women are unhappy when men are not bossing them around. Hence the rise of a generation of very unhappy, insane, crazy women. The whole equal rights for women thing totally screwed the lot of you. If a man is not putting his iron fist down then you can not be happy. It is like ingrained into the species.

So we have basically created a whole society of unhappiness. Women wanted to be equal. They got what they wanted. They emasculated a whole generation of men. Now they can never be happy because guys are big pussies and can not be in charge anymore. It is a never ending cycle that will crush humanity.

This is my latest theory. So you guys out there have gotta start laying down the law again. You women need to get back in your rightful place beneath us and then everyone will be happy. Peace.


Blogger Wolfshead said...

Just can't wait till VJ sees this one

2:21 PM

Blogger Katitude said...

you should be thanking your lucky stars I'm not going to Vegas.

4:53 PM

Blogger Josie said...

At least Waffles is aware that this is sexism. that's a start, albeit a small one.

6:29 AM


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