Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Monkhood

I am training to be a monk. I am done with chicks and all sins of the flesh. It is a work in progress obviously. I keep trying. I go for like a week without any sex then I breakdown and can not resist. On the good side when I give in it is like a fucking geyser of cum. I mean I hit the fucking ceiling with that shit. You know how hard it is to get cum out of stucco? Peace.

7 Comments:

Blogger Josie said...

Impressive!

12:57 PM

 
Blogger KenP said...

You are actually getting laid?

I always realized women were gullible; but, I never realized how gullible.

1:16 PM

 
Blogger Josie said...

I think you misunderstood ken. I believe he's talking about solo endeavors when he says "sex".

1:18 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

The truth is somewhere between Josie and Ken...

2:03 PM

 
Blogger SEO Consultant said...

Wow, ahahahahaha nice to discover that someone is about to become a Monk to forget food of the flesh. Nice post

8:31 PM

 
Blogger lightning36 said...

Your sex doll rejected you?

9:15 PM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

I used the monk shtick before you were even a gleem in your whatever's eye. Find your own routine

8:03 AM

 

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