I was reading up on the Wiki about Intrusive thoughts. yeah, yeah, everyone thinks Waffles is dumb but I fucking learn things every day of my life. Pansy ass readers.
It was kind of interesting to read. I often have thoughts about things I would never consider doing in real life. I think I probably have a little OCD or ADHD because I do dwell on them a little bit.. not to the point where they become obsessive (yet) but just a normal kind of way as stated in the second paragraph.
I figure you have not had your normal quotient of Waffles shock lately so I will share with you an intrusive thought I have had a few times recently.
It starts with my old Au Pair walking somewhere in the dark. I slide up behind her and knock her out with chloroform. She awakens in an abandoned steel building. Nobody is around for miles enabling her to scream as much as she wants... or as much as I want. She is tied down to the floor doggy style totally naked.
I start telling her that she should never have messed with me. She is a fat, pig, whore and I was going to make her pay. Her last days are going to be extremely painful and at the end she will be broken.
I proceed to bring in a large German Sheppard (I just realized she is German so maybe this is why I chose the breed?) who is in heat. I allow the dog to rape her over the next few days telling her what a dirty whore she is, how she loves it, how she wants to suck the dogs dick. I torture her with knives and water torture. I break her down over and over until she will do whatever I tell her to.
I then get her to beg to suck the dogs cock while I record it on her video phone. I tell her I am going to send it to her parents so they know what a dirty fucking whore she really is. At this point she does not care. She just wants to die. After she films her last moments of oral with the dog, being the magnanimous, human being that I am, I grant her this wish and slit her throat.
I send her phone with the movie off to her parents. Days later when the police question me they have no proof that I did anything. I get away free and clear.
See I used to think I was a sick fuck, but the internet tells me I am normal. Peace.