Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Hoyazo Synopsis

I wish that site would come back. Hoyazo Synoposis was the fucking balls. It let you read all the crap Hoyazo had to sprout without having to read 90000 pages.

Here is my attempt at a synopsis of his latest post. "I was right, you all were wrong, I am smarter than any of you. Stop all the plotting and lying behind my back. I know you all are making shit up now to seem as smart as me. I am sorry I was right. (tee hee not really because I am SOOO fucking smart!!)."

Ok. Now that your back from puking into your toilets. It is a shame but it does seem REALLY unlikely that you and I will get our money back from Full Tilt*. If you have not heard yet Full Tilt has had it's license revoked. I would assume this means they have no way of raising any money. Before this happened you could see a possibility of funds coming out of European earnings to pay off American players eventually.. probably would have taken a while but it at least was a small chance.

Without any income it makes it really hard to figure out how they are going to come up with the money they need.

*Full Disclosure: I only lost 200-300 bucks which is like a good night out so not a huge deal for me. I feel bad for the people who lost jobs and thousands of dollars.

6 Comments:

Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

I don't think modesty is his strong point.

3:13 PM

 
Blogger KenP said...

Hey, little respect for the famous. It his picture beside verbose in the dictionary.

3:56 PM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

I lost over $500 when my Full Tilt account got hacked a while back and I didn't get a lot of sympathy so I'm not terribly inclined to have much for people now.

And Hoyazo's lack of modesty is much more surprising if you consider that fact that he's a clueless moron.

4:13 PM

 
Blogger Heffmike said...

Has anyone pissed off more people by basically being right, but also being a world class jagoff while doing it, than Hoy?

The idea that more pressure from poker media/bloggers would have made FTP payout any quicker - well, isn't it pretty to think so?

5:01 PM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Hell, you got free appetizers at the WPBT - so what about the effing money, right?

$200 - $300 is a good night out for you? Just where are you taking your Patties for Fatties? I'm guessing not Bickfords.

7:55 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I treat the ladies right.

6:25 AM

 

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