Here is a Questions..
You are in High School and you kinda make friends with this weird ass kid because he has no friends but you have no friends so it is probably a good match. It was like when he saw me on the street and caught up to me we were friends.. if I escaped detection then not so much. You are not sure you want to be friends because he is really odd and kind of smells a little and well if you think he is weird that is saying something.
Thirty years later you check your Facebook. The guy has changed his name to Jamie Leigh. You do not recognize this name but you look over and see his original Facebook name is Mark Wayne. Hopefully no relations to John Wayne Gacey.
Do you like make the same mistake you made thirty years ago? Do you like assume he cooler now that he has grown up and become an adult? Additionally do you think that the name Jamie indicates a sex change? Has he traded in his sausage for the minimalist look? Do all people with Wayne as a middle name kill people with cereal?
I noticed this guy is a fireman too.. All cops and firemen are either gay or fucking mental assholes who just want to dominate someone so they try and become Marines or FBI but they are too fucking retarded or the psyche screens weed them out so they become cops or firemen. Based on the Village people this could also work into the sex change angle.
Sooooo... do I accept this friend request or decline?