Normally my job is nice and peaceful. I am a bit of a premadonna and can be tough to deal with but I do my job. I do it right. I spent the past five fucking years doing my job at the current place which is totally unlike me. I built a fucking trading system that is stable, fast, and reliable. Now I have to spend my days fucking fixing some cocksuckers idiotic code. I mean are you fucking stupid? You know what I spent today doing? Check this out and see if YOU could do it right.
for(int i=0; i<= Cat.count; i++)
This is a loop in C#. It says start at zero with the counter i, go until you get to the end of the "cat" object, add one to the counter on every pass. Now here is a multiple choice question.
What goes in the middle?
A. catstuff = Cat[i];
B. catstuff = Kitty[i];
Which one would you pick? Awesome. You know which one my fucktard co-worker picked? Over and over and over and over again? Yup. I mean do you have ANY common sense? I can not really accept that you skip comments, you ignore direction on case, you refuse to check dictionaries to see if they have the key in them... I mean any idiot could do those things.. but this is beyond retarded! I am sick of spending all my fucking time fixing your bullshit code. I mean cmon man.
My boss had been saying "Oh yeah that guy is fast".. I tried to explain he is NOT a programmer and we should do code reviews.. I tried to say "FAST and BAD" does not really equal fast. When I have to spend my entire week fixing his garbage code. When every build that goes to QA fails in the exact same spot: HIS CODE. When production runs break for the first time in five years. When I can not finish my projects. Fast is not fast. I am either going to get an ulcer or fuck someone up. Peace.