I had a dream about BadBlood last night. yeah, yeah, I know I am setting myself up for ghey jokes... I will give you a second to finish.. ... ... It was really weird. I was at a traffic light as a pedestrian and Blood comes walking up the street. I then show him my new biceps and he is like "Nice man!". I thought this was an amusing dream.
Women are stupid. I swear. Like last night I am carrying this heavy laundry bag in for the wife. She is standing in my way on the stairs. She then says "Bring it down stairs".. So I grunt "If you get your fat ass out of my way then maybe I can". Ok. I agree not the nicest thing to say. Her response? "This is how you treat me when I do a favor for you and do laundry?". Now it is nice that she did laundry. Our washing machine broke and she had to go out and do it. HOWEVER here is where the retarded women part comes in. She did laundry for EVERYONE in the house EXCEPT ME. Hello? How is it a fucking favor to ME that she did her own laundry? She never even asked me if I wanted something washed. She never told me she was going out to do the laundry. I mean hello? What fucking crack pipe are you smoking? What universe do you live in where THAT is a favor to me? It's like saying "I did you a favor and sucked my boyfriends dick".. I mean how does that fucking help me? Jesus.
She is a fucking retard. Here is another point of contention. I am listening to my daughter talk to my wife's boyfriend and in the conversation she starts talking about his hairy boobs. How he has hairy man boobs and shit like that. Now I do not have a HUGE problem with that but it is inappropriate for a fucking 40 year old guy to be talking about hairy boobs with an 8 year old girl. Am I wrong about that? So I mention it to the wife and she is like "no no it's ok you misunderstand.. they like just play a game where they tease him about having a hairy chest"... um, yeah, I am pretty sure I do not misunderstand. So she disagrees with me and I just say something to piss her off to end the conversation. I think I said that her pervert boyfriend better stop talking like that to my daughter. She got so pissed. It was funny.
Anyways I know you missed the stories of the home life. So I brought some back. It had been kind of quiet lately but now the freak show is starting up again. Peace out.