Thursday, October 14, 2010

What The Fuck!

I inspire people? Hello? Have you fucking read this blog? I am not your little role model sitting here to inspire you to a better fucking life! I want you to at best life a long and soul shattering existence... at worse die in fucking flames while I watch and do not piss on you to put the flames out. SO stop being fucking inspired!


Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

Waffles: "Hey, I'm just a people person."

9:57 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Ahh, I'd say that this is the Waffles that we know and love, but then you'd think that I was helping fulfill all your hidden fantasies.

btw - Change in eating habits has already resulted in some benefits re weight and feeling better.

And hey -- bayne is now on the bandwagon. You are a regular Richard Simmons, I tell you ...

10:40 AM

Blogger Josie said...

And your email yesterday TOTALLY inspired me too. You rock!

12:09 PM

Blogger Josie said...

So you wouldn't pee on Hoyazo? I don't believe it. In fact I predict that you will piss on him before the year is out!

12:12 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

He would type he would piss on Hoy.

In person he is more likely to wet himself out of fear.

1:08 PM

Blogger BamBam said...

After finding this post rather inspiring I....

1) Pissed on the Mouse in the garage, after setting it on fire in the trap. A trap that only managed to capture the smallest piece of the damn rodents nose, rather than decapitating the little fucker BEFORE he ate all of the insulation in the door.

2) Ran for about 4 minutes straight and despite not catching the little fuck that trashed my mailbox with a baseball bat, I did manage a rather large, (read should need about 8 ~ 10 stitches in size) fleshwound in the little shits shoulder. All while wielding a little Canadianna in the form of my own Easton, that would normally be meant for the ice.

3) Totally felt better about myself as a human being.


Maybe there is something to this whole Waffles effect?

2:44 PM

Blogger Elise Pollard said...

You just read this blog? Nonsense.

2:28 AM


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