Jesus. I fucking jam 9's and get four fucking callers? Really? Brilliant hands like AK, KQ, 22. WOW! You people are fucking amazing. Jam 55 on the bubble in the CO and A2 calls.. of course there are fucking 90000 aces in the deck so I fucking get to do step 1 over again. Fucking morons. Die in fire.
This one is brilliant. Wolf raises 240, I re-pot him to just shy of 900... he obviously should call with AT s00ted because it is fucking suited. I mean how can you not call off half of your 2k stack with AT when you are re-raised? Awesome play. So then your given the baby jesus miracle flop with two clubs. Of course you jam your behind hand again because hell you will win like sometimes. You claim that you had "Fold Equity".. um, yeah.
First off. Let's just ASSUME that I do not know your hand range does not include AA-QQ+ to my Jacks. Lets just pretend I do not know for certain I am ahead of you. No I am not guessing. I am not donky-fuck trying to justify a hand. No. I know. Because I play a different game than you. It is called poker. Not bingo. It is not played by looking down and seeing AT and pretending you are good.
So anyway. While we are pretending that the 2 club 923 flop scares my Jacks and I think your jam means that you have a big hand. Not that it shouts you are a weak ass donk loser that is fucked. How the hell do I raise off half my stack to just shy of 900 chips then fold my last 1000 chips to your jam? I mean seriously? DO I look like that fucking moron Lightning? There is no fold equity there.
SO you gamble pre-flop that you can catch donkey spit and hit the flop against what I would think even a dense person like you would understand was a beaten hand. You flop the Holy Mary Jesus and God fucking best flop outside of an Ace you could possibly flop.. and then you jam your draw still behind and expect me to fold when I have committed almost half of my stack? DO you really think I should not call you a fucking retarded moron?
At least your a man Wolf. I expect you to keep your blog around! Nothing personal. You just suck at poker. I am sure your not that retarded about other things. What? You say this is for charity? Well.. look what I told OhCaptain about that bullshit.
OhCaptain: Aw...giving makes it all better
Waffles: screw that
Waffles: i would Euthanize those rat kids.