Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Fucking Vag

Seriously coop? Perhaps you should quit blogging if my spouting off about a poker hand causes you to shut down you blog. First off if you have read ANYTHING here you should know I get fucking pissed when I lose a hand I should win. Especially when I re-raise the flop bet you lead out with and you call with top pair six kicker. See posts about what a fuckwad lightning is.

I actually felt bad about yelling about that hand since it was obvious it bothered you. So I appologized on the table. Not that your the first person I have blown up at. You will not be the last either. You could be the first person I ever appologized to but maybe not. Poker fucking pisses me off. Probably take it too seriously.

Anyway that is how I am. I rant and rave more about the stupidity of poker than the players themselves. The players just get in the way. I get the venom out. I might throw up a post about it. Kind of a reward for sucking out on me to some. I leave it all at the table. Sometimes I piss people off. Normally we kiss and make up.

Anyway be a Vag and quit blogging or keep doing it. Whatever you like. I sure as hell don't see myself changing anytime soon.

Oh almost forgot. Took 3rd in the 3.30 for a nice little score.

23 Comments:

Blogger Riggstad said...

LOL @ anyone quitting blogging or anything because of you and your stupid harmless tirades.

Jesus, grow up already. Hoy would have quit YEARS ago if that was the case.

Hoy = man
coop = child

I guess... At least that's what it seems like.

6:49 AM

 
Blogger PokahDave said...

You need to chill out a bit...it was funny at first...

7:12 AM

 
Blogger Sean D said...

Trying to get Wawfuls to chill is like trying to get Alcanthang to never drink Soco again, or to get Pauly to never do anything at 4:20 or Hoy putting out 5000 dissertations on the relevance of Ace rag or Buddy/Joanada to stop drinking, or even you Riggs stop being a Phillies fan. It just isn't right. If you like wawfuls great, if you don't ignore the blog and the chat.

7:27 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Hey I manned up and apologized in front of everyone I insulted him to. Should I have more self control? Maybe. Do I? Not in this lifetime.

It's not like I say "Hmm, it would be funny to yell at Coop". No. I get really mad. Usually when in the midst of a bad swing. Bad attitude probably. Not good for my poker game. Definitely. See it changing soon? No.

It really did not last that long. I think I like yelled at him for 12 lines. Then I shut up and simmered. Then I apologized. If he want's to pick up his ball and go home that's his bad.

7:30 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

fucktard

7:44 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

OMG! I am quitting blogging. Josie called me a fucktard!

7:50 AM

 
Blogger Schaubs said...

You appologized?

you pussy.

8:04 AM

 
Blogger lightning36 said...

"I get fucking pissed when I lose a hand I should win ... See posts about what a fuckwad lightning is."

If this doesn't show what a completely clueless, shit-for-brains, dickhead you are, nothing does. I'll clue you in: the game is spelled P O K E R.

"Sometimes I piss people off. Normally we kiss and make up."

You're always trying to kiss one guy or another. Try kissing that right hand you make love to so much.

Ahhh ... I feel so much better now ...

8:18 AM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Canadians are so sensitive.

8:20 AM

 
Blogger Katitude said...

it's just as well that someone gets the fuck out of the kitchen if they cannot take the heat.

Pity he doesn't realize how rare a waffles apology is.

8:24 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Please - no more quitting - I can't take it!!!

Waffles, you're not a fucktard...it was pretty cool that you apologized. I think Coop just isn't used to the wonder that is waffles.

8:25 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Must be a canadian thing. :)

8:25 AM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

stop running people off the internet, asshole

8:50 AM

 
Blogger 23skidoo said...

fuckem, weed out the weak. What is he 12?

8:57 AM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

You just need to learn to ignore Waffles tirades. We all know he needs to bytch at someone since he hasn't the stones to do it to the wife. If I took everything at the table personally Riggs would have run me off long ago. Actually someties I think I stay just to annoy him.

9:15 AM

 
Blogger BamBam said...

Right off the bat, get the fuck OFF the Canadian theme! Cindy Crosby's Canadian too, but you don't see any real Canadians claiming him do you?

Now I'm pissed.
Fuck it, I quit!

10:36 AM

 
Blogger Heffmike said...

I knew I should have gotten home 10 minutes earlier. I miss all the fun.

I don't get yelled at enough by Waffles, tbh.

12:04 PM

 
Blogger OES said...

<3 <3 <3 Maniac 57

1:21 PM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

Where is my FAWKING apology for every bad beat you have laid on me and for every bad beat story you have blown up my IM with?????

2:20 PM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

My wallet sings every time Waffles pings "Let's play PLO8, it will be great!".

2:27 PM

 
Blogger PokahDave said...

OK...I quit!!!!

2:44 PM

 
Blogger . said...

Hoy = man hahahaha. OK - I'm sure you define man in terms of MTT scores, so I will give you credit.

5:54 PM

 
Blogger Riggstad said...

apparently you don't comprehend the written word very well.

Coop = child for wanting to quit after a tirade

Hoy= man because he has never even acknowledged, yet alone cry about or threaten to quit after a waffles tirade.

Maybe I should have included lightning, Drizz, Bayne, me, etc...

We've all taken the brunt of a waffles rant. See we're just MEN enough to realize it's nothing more than a fly on the tv screen

5:57 AM

 

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