Wednesday, May 26, 2010

LOST

I was talking to my boy Riggs today. He mentioned that he wrote up his thoughts on LOST. I said to him "I bet you like the ending". I was right. How did I know? Was it amazing psychic powers. Was it my in depth knowledge of LOST. No. It comes down to two types of people. The "Intellectual" frauds and the deeper people.

The people like Hoyazo hated it because it did not tie up every button. It did not answer every little nagging question. They could not grasp it with their supposed minds. It did not fit in a little black box they could store away in their information factories to prove that they were smarter and better then everyone else.

Hoyazo just does not have the emotional depth to appreciate a story like LOST. When he fucks his wife he is just depositing sperm in her pussy. It feels good. Putting another deposit in his personal cum dumpster. Another win for the amazing Hoyazo!

When a real thinker like Goat bangs his wife he is not just plugging away at a piece of flesh. He is penetrating his wife's soul. He is joining with her on a deep, emotional level. The body falls away and he penetrates her far deeper than Hoys shallow tool can ever reach. Intertwining, joining, becoming one. Beauty. Emotion. Depth.

I can predict who is going to like the LOST finale and who is not very easily. The people who see the shallow surface will not and the ones who can dig deeper and can accept that there is always more will. It is pretty simple.

15 Comments:

Blogger Champ said...

lol

9:48 AM

 
Blogger Fuel55 said...

+1

10:19 AM

 
Blogger BLAARGH! said...

oh.my.fucking.god. you're awesome waffles....

10:37 AM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

lol

10:49 AM

 
Blogger Miami Don said...

Where does that leave the ones like us who didn't watch this night time make believe soap opera?

11:35 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

No shit Don! Never saw it before!

12:04 PM

 
Blogger Schaubs said...

+1 Blaargh

12:45 PM

 
Blogger Shrike said...

I'm in the Don camp.

-PL

12:49 PM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

Damn Miami, you beat me to the question. Was just going to ask, What the hell is Lost?

2:15 PM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

how could you not know what Lost is?
you been living under a rock?

3:02 PM

 
Blogger konaforever said...

I think Hoy is too busy writing his blog posts to even f*ck his wife.

3:32 PM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

Loretta8

Yup, I've been Lost. I also couldn't tell you a damned thing about Survivor, American Idol, etc. tho I do know what they are just because everyone talks about them.

3:47 PM

 
Blogger muhctim said...

I am conflicted. I liked the ending, but my dick is to short to plum meaningful depths with my lovely wife. . .oh wait. So Sorry, i thought this was Dr. Phil's blog. My Bad.

6:59 PM

 
Blogger KajaPoker said...

RAWR!!!

4:39 AM

 
Blogger PokahDave said...

LMFAO! You are one sick pup...

12:02 PM

 

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