Sunday, May 16, 2010

Lightning

fucking idiot moron cocksucker fucktard bastard asshole cunt licker ass sucker dwarf tossing take it in the face anal wart herpies slurping scumbag motherfucker shiteating dick slurping pig fucking horse sucking bitch ignoramus.

18 Comments:

Blogger lightning36 said...

That's all you can come up with?

5:37 PM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Waffles, you left out douche bag, but other than that, POETRY baby!

5:40 PM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

Don't be so shy Waffles, tell us what you really feel

6:24 PM

 
Blogger KenP said...

I gather from Lightning's post that you are Maniac57. Interesting ID choice. What happened? You chose it after someone had slipped you a Matusow pill cocktail that brought on a rational moment?

Not sure what the 57 represents other than your slight odds advantage for the hand in question.

To save you the time, yes! I am also a douche bag.

4:18 AM

 
Blogger Heffmike said...

Basically, you lost a flip. That'll happen.

5:40 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Basically lost a flip that never should have happened but retard call with his hand that is dominated by 90% of my range and lucksacks into the fact that I have the one hand that he is actually only slightly bad against. Calling off 300BB with AQ into a 3-bet shove is just stupid. I would have MUCH more respect if he had a real hand or if he was the one who shoved.

7:17 AM

 
Blogger Heffmike said...

1)It was only about 40BB effective.

2)Even though he's actually the one with the bottom end of his range, all his "real" hands beat you here too.

3)Lightning actually is a lirre yellow man and likes GAMBOOL.

4)AQs is pretty and hard to fold.

5)you lost a flip, that'll happen.

10:03 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Obviously if he is calling an all in with AQ his range is suck and suckier.

10:11 AM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

if that's your feeling no wonder you can curse so eloquently, you must get lots of practice because at least 85% of the players you run into out there in cyber land are making that call.

11:06 AM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

I'm gonna have to side with Waffles on the AQ hand, not a fan of 3-bet calling 38 BBs before the antes come in, unless Waffles is some sort of crazy 4-bet bluffer.

11:09 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Yeah and 85% of players are losing idiots who have no fucking clue how to play poker.

11:09 AM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

i'm pretty shocked he played AQ that way. in my experience lightning is really tight, and I wouldn't be at all excited about getting it in with JJ.

11:42 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I agree part of why it probably shocked me so much that he was playing so horribly last night was that normally he seems like a reasonable player. Not a total moron who sucked out two outers left and right to lucksack into a win.

11:56 AM

 
Blogger Keegan said...

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12:54 PM

 
Blogger Heffmike said...

Inadvertently, you guys are proving my point. If you expect him to show up with AA/KK/QQ/AK everytime when he calls, why would jamming JJ be a good idea there? Sure, he called with AQs this time, but I doubt he'd do it with anything much weaker than that.

I guess all I'm saying is, it's not that tragic of a mistake. It's not like he 3b/called with A8s, 77, or KcQc.

verification for this - LOSESPU - lol

1:08 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I like him jamming AQ there I do NOT like him calling with AQ. I made the read that he was weaksauce and was right. He made the read that he was a lucksack and he won.

1:22 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I did a search for "Call all in with AQ" and got http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/060220_Issue/060211_alBedawi_vl.widec.jpg. Clearly the wrong move.

1:29 PM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

Are you and Hoy brothers separated at birth?

3:28 PM

 

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