Monday, May 17, 2010

Bad Sport

Call me a bad sport but I DO NOT congratulate Lightning. I mean I like the guy. He really is a nice guy. Kind of goofy and weird like me. He had to have played one of the worst games I have ever seen though. Besides that fact that CALLING AQ into a 3-bet shove is like bending over and saying "Give it to me up the ass".. I mean the range for that shove is AA-JJ AK. So most of the hands your up against your totally fucked. The guy just plays flip a coin. As proven by his next call of a 3-bet jam where he was against Aces and by some miracle lost.

I will also say his retardation was probably the least shown by the hand we played. He consistently called huge bets on Axx boards with Queens for significant parts of his stack and gollleyyyy if that Queen did not show up three times. Two outers for the skilled play. Go Lightning. I am not even including the five or six times he legitimately hit a set on the flop vs hands like aces and kings when he should have called.

Every MTT is based on getting a little lucky. Catching a nice suckout here and there. When you consistently get in dominated worse than a dwarf whore in a leather factory and pull miracles out of your ass that is not playing well and just getting lucky here and there.

Basically he played Keno all night long got a fucking once in a lifetime blow job from statistics and lucked his way into a seat he probably did not deserve based on his play. So congratulations? Really? I think I will save that for someone who deserves it.

19 Comments:

Blogger The Poker Meister said...

Wow.

7:37 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Come on now. I was there next to you guys. LOL I agree that he got awfully lucky alot and his plays weren't the best BUT he ended up winning the whole thing, which means he must've done some good playing in addition to that good luck.

You should've seen some of the calls Loretta was making. :) LOL

7:41 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

NO HE DID NOT PLAY WELL AT ALL! Only reason he even came close to the final table was sucking out on a pair of aces while calling big flop and turn bets with queens. River queen. Then calling all in on the flop of Axx with Queens and hey, turn is a queen.. All he did was LUCK his way to the final table period. Two outs is NOT good play. He did NOTHING good.

7:56 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

His play offends me.

8:02 AM

 
Blogger KenP said...

Waffles: His play offends me.

Now there is the kiss of death.

8:08 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Okay, okay!!! I know how to make you feel better!

8:20 AM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

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9:06 AM

 
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9:06 AM

 
Blogger Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

waffles said:

"I like the guy. He really is a nice guy. Kind of goofy and weird like me".

Dude, no one is weird like you.

9:15 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

LOL. Where were you last night dude? I was at your table waiting for you to make one of your ridiculous moves. :).

9:27 AM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

A+ rant

10:01 AM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

Awesome rant. Wonder what you do when someone you hate sucks out on you. Probably melts the computer screen. Have you ever thought of looking in to Buhddism? Would definitely help your blood pressure.

11:11 AM

 
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11:54 AM

 
Blogger Wolfshead said...

Sarcasm will get you nowhere. Your schtick is rants, mine is sarcasm, lets not overlap

12:09 PM

 
Blogger OhCaptain said...

It's really too bad you aren't really psychic or you'd see the bad beats coming, and coming, and coming...

10:01 PM

 
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