Thursday, April 01, 2010

Stop Annoying Me

Wow. Wife has been pissing me off bad. First she talks shit about how I am so unemotional and do not care that our Au pair has left. Um. So? It is not like I was saying that it was a good thing. If your vampiric soul sucking life draining powers have made me even MORE unemotional about things than I was before it is not my fault. She then starts in with the whole you don't do anything crap. Fucking tell someone who cares. Finally I just told her to shut the fuck up.

She then smites me in the worst way. Now I have seen the shows. Party on E! Wild on E!... Spring Break... Worlds Sexiest beaches. I have seen Brazilian's. The people of Brazil are hot hot hot. Sexy. Skinny. What does my wife do? She find the ONE fat fucking Brazilian in all of Brazillia and get's her as our Au Pair. Just the feed costs are going to kill me. MOO! FML.

Speaking of idiotic women. This old bitch was sitting on my train. I am reading my little nerd novel - Ascendance by R.A. Salvatore. All of the sudden from like four rows over I hear this voice like it is sitting right next to me. The fucking old lady has her phone on the Metallica setting. I mean seriously. I could hear the other persons entire conversation!! I was going to yell at her.. but it was just too fucking funny. This gray hair and her broadcasting phone.

3 Comments:

Blogger lightning36 said...

My first laugh of the day came when I read this post. Say "hi" to the new hottie for me. : o )

7:45 AM

 
Blogger pokerpeaker said...

Does your wife even WORK? Seriously. When are you going to kick that bitch out of the house?

11:47 AM

 
Blogger Thorn said...

I have found the solution to all your problems.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling

God bless Wikipedia. It was a featured article, dontcha know.

8:25 PM

 

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