Thursday, February 25, 2010

Unreasonable Women

What a fucking retard my ex is. She gets all mad this morning because I do not help with the kids like I have not done for a while now. I also would not listen to her command to unload the dishwasher. Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and unload it yourself. Tell Nick to come over and fucking unload it cunt. You lost that ability.

Being the nice reasonable guy I am I said "Look, if you come up with a list of your chores and chores you would like me to do, I will review the list with you and if I think it is fair then I will do those chores.". No. That is not fair. That is not reasonable. I would rather bitch and moan about how you do not help then get you to help. Well fuck you. I am more than willing to have expectations and meet them. What I am unwilling to do is to be at your beck and call whenever it fucking pleases you.

Next we are driving towards my stop. We have missed my commuter train so I need to get the green line. She then tells me she is dropping me off here so I can wait 45 minutes for the next train. Why you might ask? So she can have coffee with Nick. Oh wow. Now the tirade this morning makes more sense. So I say "If you drop me off here you are done". I have no idea what that means. I think threats are better when they have no meaning. She asks "What does that mean". I repeat "Just drop me off. You are so done".

She must have picked up that I was pissed off so she freaks out and yells at me. She then reschedules her coffee for later and drops me off at the proper place. Look cunt. You agreed to drop me off. I make all the fucking money in the house except the tiny little chump change that your fucking college degree got you. You could probably wipe your ass with that Smith College snooty paper and get more worth out of it. You better get your priorities straight.

Seriously though I am fucking done. I am making a list. I am fucking taking away every ounce of power she has. I am tired of waiting. So I am getting off my ass and doing the things I need to do. I have tried to be reasonable. It is not working.

The funny part that kills me is she complains that she has to take care of the kids in the morning. Oh wow. The Au Pair is on vacation for two weeks and you fucking break down. You have a goddamn woman to take care of your kids all day. How fucking hard is that? She is the one who cleans the house most of the time too. Not you. You are a fucking dirty whore who likes to live in filth.

She complains that she has no time for herself. She comes home at 6:00 and the kids homework is done, they have been fed, they are usually dressed for bed. If they are staying up too late then fucking grow a pair and make them go to bed. If you put them down at 8:00 then you have the rest of the goddamn night for yourself. Idiot.

So Pissed off.


Blogger Schaubs said...

Dude, the dishwasher takes like 5 minutes and most of it is probably from the kids.

Having said that I am sure the au pair does it when she is around.

So just step up and stop bitching.

12:42 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Fuck off you whipped bitch. If you like your wife ordering you around at anytime then fucking do it. I am done with that shit.

1:02 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

If your wife made a list of chores that you agreed to 3 months ago would she have had the dishwasher assigned to the au pair?

Since you are really like a little Chihuahua should you just stop yapping and suck it up or move on with your life.

From now on I dub thee


4:14 PM

Blogger Mike G said...

Jesus dude get a new woman even if you have to buy her from Asia

5:39 PM

Blogger Loretta8 said...

Mike G dropping knowledge. Waffles just might do that.

6:30 PM

Blogger Hellblood said...

Bloody hell, thank god I never was married!

7:06 AM


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