Beat that Bitch
Tonight I get home and my wife is out with her boyfriend. I get a call a few minutes later. It is my wife warning me that our old Au Pair may come to the house. Apparently my wife is dating my old Au Pairs husband. I knew she was dating someones husband. The Au Pair found out tonight and flipped out. So there was like a 40% chance that she was going to come over and smack down my wife who happened to not be here. The boyfriend came by later to apologize. Wife getting smacked down by old Au Pair.. nothing to apologize for dude.. fuck, I would pay to see that.
Alright alright I do not REALLY want to see my wife get beaten to a pulp. Course if she got shot then that would solve some problems.. hmm.. no no no that is no good. I wonder why I have bad Karma too.
I wonder if she wants some angry revenge sex?
We shall see how it all works out.