Fuck that. I do reviews if I WANT TO! Fucktards.
CK wins. She was the only vote. So I WILL NOT post football picks this week. Well possibly a Viking prediction. Fucking Drizz WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE SUCH A HIGH BEJEWELED SCORE!!!! Bastard. Pissing me off.
Last night I was at the library trying to pickup my kids and Au Pair. It was wholly unnecessary since the wife sent me an email after I left telling me they decided not to go. FML. I get back out to the car and I am a little mad. I see this little nerdy looking faggot ass peering into my car. I say loudly "Can I help you!". He jumps. I like making people jump. He makes some excuse about thinking it was his wife's car. I reply "It's not". Very short. Very curt. He goes on blabbering. I ignore him but give him dirty looks. Was he a car thief? Perv? Who gives a fuck. Stop peaking into cars.
I barely slept this morning. I had a headache last night and was not feeling good so I go to bed around 9:00. I then wake up at 1AM. Fun times. The wife comes downstairs around 6AM asking if I am up. So I tell her I didn't sleep. She asks if I want to get my shower now. I am getting beaten up by a Paladin at the time so I was a little abrupt in saying "No, It's fucking 6AM". She was not happy. I come up at 7AM for my shower. I was awake so why not. She won't let me get in my shower and tells me to use the hall shower. I am confused. Until I look outside and see Nicks car. Ahhhh. I then start singing "She's a dirty girl" through the door. Was that harsh? Fuck though. It is one thing to have my wife suck your dick. I am cool with that. When you start kicking me out of my own shower though that's wayyyyyy out of line. I may have to hire some black dudes to kick his ass.
Be safe tonight. Do not drink and drive. Just stay home it's better. Really it is. Have fun. I will even turn the phone on for some dial a shots. Now where did I put that bottle of Patron.