Monday, November 16, 2009

Testing One.. Two.. Three..

I think I may need to get a phone for the Blogger gathering. I know I know. Fuck me. I have no phone, no car, no watch. Well the watch is because I do not believe in time. That is another story. If anyone wants to get my number (Not you April you already got it!) then drop me a line at SirFWALGMan@Gmail.com or look me up on Facebook. Chances are if you went to the last gathering I have your number. Scary huh?

Is it evil to wonder about hitting on the EMT when your co-worker is being attended to? If he dies is it evil? Lucky for me he is ok. Just a little Diabetic Shock. Nothing some candy can not fix right? Fuck if your gonna get a disease get one that makes you eat candy though!

Nothing else. Just checking in. Hoping Carmen is well. Something bad happened to her to put her in the Hospital. However I have no details. Stop making me worry bitch!! Oh oh now I am dead.

I am removed from the Tao of Poker until nothing is happening. I mean I swear. This week he will probably bump me because him and Change100 were getting hot and heavy and the cat puked on her and ruined it all. I would hose her down and keep going but that is just me. I mean seriously though it is not like Pollack died or something right? Who the fuck calls there family Polak too? I mean fuck that is the ultimate stupid name. How the fuck do surnames start anyways? Did his family like get to pick last or something? I am so confused.

You should never bump the Waffles though. NEVER!!!! Bastard!

5 Comments:

Blogger Bayne_S said...

I thought April liked married men?

This may mean your one attractive characteristic is now gone.

12:54 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

You're lucky April doesn't read my blog.

1:46 PM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

OMG your grammar improved.

1:56 PM

 
Blogger Dr. Pauly said...

The more you rant the deeper you'll the buried.

I was going to post it tomorrow, but you know what? Fuck you, pal.

10:34 PM

 
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