Am I creepy? I mean sometimes I think I must be. Is it because I stare at your boobs when I meet you? Really I do not mean to. They are just *BOOBS*. I try and be social. I say "Hi", in my scratchy, rarely used voice, while staring at your boobs. You say "hi" back. The awkward silence then begins. I try to think of something else to say while staring at your boobs for inspiration. You wonder when the fuck this slow elevator is going to stop so you can get off! I might be creepy?