All Out War Baby!
I am declaring all out war for the end of the year. I am currently second on the Mookie Board, like ninth in the Blowdoggy and have yet to play a NY Rambler Bronx Bitch Slap. I am also a top five in the Skillz even though I have only played like three games.
Have you seen the leader boards in these? They read as follows.
Smokkee - Big mouth who whines every time he jams his hand way behind on the flop and loses because you "hit your miracle flop". Learn to fold sometime stud. Speaking of the Bodog tourney check out the prop bet odds in the sports section. I think they really overvalued me.
Pirate Lawyer - OMG! He thinks he is the Phil Ivy of every game. He complains about every bad call ever made since third grade. Really, he told me, this one time, in the play ground when he had rolled up Aces..
LJ - Queen of the aggro donks. I love LJ and model my MTT play after her these days. However that bitch is going down! I failed to win my prop bet but she is NOT staying on the top of the Mookie leader board. No way in hell.
IIATGwhatchamacallit? - Who the fuck is this. I am totally going to play the NY Rambler for the rest of the month.
We all know ALL OF the leaderboards should all say Waffles. Every single one of them. So here I go on all out war to take down these motherfuckers just in time for Christmas. The field in the Skillz game is really small so I may not be able to knock off the Lawyer until next year but the rest are attainable.