Friday, November 07, 2008

Forums

From my recent perusal of P5 and 2+2 for whatever scandal/outrage to the poker world is happening now I have come up with the conclusion that people who use forums either are...

A. Dumb and cant play poker but want other dumb people to tell them they are good
B. Are smart and can play poker and want to feed you false information so you will lose to them
C. Are smart and want you to so focus on a .000000001% minutia play that you will never improve your real game
D. Want to Borrow five bucks for an SNG and will pay you back real soon dude
E. Need an outlet to talk smack because they are meek little creatures who would be shared of a shadow in real live *props to Bayne!*
F. Never got out of High School and working at the gas station sucks so they come to the forum to relive their glory days
G. Want to offer fake poker instruction to people for money where they watch the guy play and try not to laugh then make comments about anything at all and get paid gobs of money much more than they could make playing
H. Are Poker Starlets and want to explaing why everyone misjudged them when they swallowed [x] persons cum for a stake, were a total bitch on TV, or stole someones credit card to play online
I. Want to explain how it was not really cheating and [x] site should chill the fuck out because how much advantage can you get from playing ten accounts in the same MTT.. I mean obviously they are the top MTT players and all their pears do it.

Feel free to comment and I will include your observations on the list.

5 Comments:

Blogger Gnome said...

Can I borrow $5 for an SNG? I'll pay you back real soon dude.

6:26 PM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

AAAA is the BESTEST starting hand in Pot Limit Omaha.

Push.

9:49 PM

 
Blogger Ingoal said...

J. Are really ghey.
K. Are really really ghey.
...

*lol*

2:27 AM

 
Blogger guest said...

In before lock.

-- Haley

7:46 AM

 
Blogger fairnbalncd said...

LOL @ BLOGAMENTS

9:12 AM

 

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