Get Your Ass To The Mookie
LJ has done her best and has all but nailed the coffin shut. The only shot we have is if every loyal reader comes and plays the Mookie next week. This is a shout out to all of you. Burned out on the Mookie? Who gives a fuck. If you have enjoyed the ranting and raving over the past several years get your ass to the Mookie next Wednesday. Wife says she will kill you if you miss hymies Bartmistfah next week? Fuck her. There are more important things in life. Get your ass to the Mookie. On location in Atlantic City? Who gives a fuck. Pull yourself out of the hooker bar and get your ass to the Mookie. Weekly regulars to the Mookie bring in fifty five people. We need to get it up to 80 to guarantee a big enough prize pool to give me a shot to beat LJ. So? Say it with me people... GET YOUR ASS TO THE MOOKIE!