Here is a demonstration of how my wife thinks vs how I think. We had this conversation about an article in the newspaper. An old man visited his wife in the Alzheimer house and hugged and kissed her. They have been married for sixty one years.
Wife: Ohhh that is so sweet. He loves her so much. He goes down every weekend and hugs and kisses her. I am so touched. blah blah blah sentimental shit blah blah.
Me: Holy shit what a fucking pervert! I bet his is sticking his cock in her back and rubbing one out. She never wanted sex with him when she was sane so now he is getting his revenge. BWAHAHAHA. Stop me now you fucking whore! Your my Alzheimer's bitch whore! BWAAHAHAHAH! What's that? You have a headache? FUCK YOU WHORE!!! HAHAHA! I am raping my Alzheimer puppet whore! Life is good! WOOOT!
So apparently we have different opinions on things. Tonight is the Mookie. I have six more appearances in the Mookie to get a hundred and fifty bucks and take over the lead. All this assumes everything stays the way it is now. I could potentially win the bet tonight. So all you haters get out there and send your hate. Fuel me up and lets get this fucker done. See you there.