Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Modern Technology

How soon will it be until beggars on the street play Guitar Hero on their free wireless connection for your quarters instead of those lousy instruments they play now? I mean I would be much more willing to pay some dude playing a cool song from Guitar Hero than the fucking retarded smelly asshole banging on some paint drums so loud my ears start bleeding. Thank God for technology.

I have purchased my EPiC MOUNT in Warcraft. This is the mount that some chick fucked a greasy WoW player for. That is how valuable it is. If you would like to blow me I would let you watch me ride the EPiC mount. Just send a message to Moosenipple on the Alterac Mountain server.

Mookie tomorrow night. Woot. Perhaps that will bring the quality of my posts up. I have five more shots at taking over the leader board. I feel good about all of my performances so far except one. I am feeling strong coming into the final legs of the competition.

7 Comments:

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

You mean epic flyer right?

I have the gold for an epic flyer, but since you can't use it in Arena or Battlegrounds, I'm not sure it's worth it.

Plus the non-epic flyer for druids is instant cast, so it's better for combat, which I only use in PVP fighting for Halaa in Nagrand.

9:21 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Yes the Epic flyer. It is worth it for my engineer I think because I can cruise over Zanga and swoop down on mote clouds and suck up a ton of gold. I think in the end it will pay for itself. Besides it is fun traveling quickly.

9:44 AM

 
Blogger Chad C said...

English only....

10:27 AM

 
Blogger MHG said...

Here I was sure you were going to comment on "I met one of my closest college friends in Beaver, Jenna." Like beaver is a location within Jenna.

That epic mount will pay for your server transfer to Elune.

11:33 AM

 
Blogger Iak said...

I have a hunch you would pull a gun on some homeless dude with a wireless device asking you for money.

I would too.

How do you not link the bit about the girl and the er... mount exchange?

4:52 PM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

1337sp3@|< to English for Chad:

"I played WoW long enough to earn an imaginary item in a video game that could actually sell for decent money on EBay or pussy on Craigslist."

Disclaimer: I once played Dark Age of Camelot much like these two WoW fanbois. Never again.

7:09 AM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

That's what is so sweet about druid flying form...you can swoop down and suck up stuff without dismounting...you can actually pick herbs or mine or whatever, in bird form.

But traveling is one of the big chores in the game, and I agree that going faster generally makes life better.

8:34 AM

 

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