Monday, August 04, 2008

Insanity

The Google Nazi patrol has not come for me yet. It looks like the good Doctor is back up and running after being shut down for a while.

This week is Pauly's awesome tourney. He's celebrating the Tao of Poker's fifth birthday by throwing a private tournament on PokerStars with a special bonus to the winner.

The winner gets two nights at the Borgata Hotel & Spa in Atlantic City as well as an entry into the $5,000 buy-in NL tournament for the Borgata Poker Open on September 12th.

For specific details...click here.

Good luck everyone!



Be there. I better sign up now before I forget. I was randomly ranting today. What is RRS (Randomly Ranting Syndrome). It happens when you have not been ranting enough and then one day you come in and BAM! Ranting against everything.

Gerardo said...

I have been trying to contact you by e-mail, on behalf of PSO. Please take down our banner ASAP.
Thanks for your time.
Jerry
Poker Source Online

SirFWALGMan said...

FU Jerry you cocksucker.

SirFWALGMan: I was reading DP's blog
SirFWALGMan: I think PLO are assholes
SirFWALGMan: so I figured id say it
SirFWALGMan: PSO
SirFWALGMan: whatever the fuck there called
SirFWALGMan: their
SirFWALGMan: fuck english
SirFWALGMan: fuck you all
SirFWALGMan: Im dsylexic
SirFWALGMan: i cant help myself
SirFWALGMan: I was reading a book and I probably am mildly dyslexic
SirFWALGMan: put me on fucking wealfare
SirFWALGMan: im never working again
SirFWALGMan: because I am handycapped
SirFWALGMan: fucking retarded enabling society

I also told DP that he rubs fish on his boyfriends asshole but that was not technically a rant. He is probably going to kick my ass in December. See he is a fag. Goddamn there I go again with RRS.

Then I moved on to my boy JJ.

JJ: YAY Hurricane!
JJ: WEEEE!!!!!
JJ: can't wait!
JJ: looking forward to the carnage and waterlogged lawn!
SirFWALGMan: lol
SirFWALGMan: Fucking move somewhere else moron
SirFWALGMan: you live in the Hurricane basin of the USA
SirFWALGMan: and you whine about it
SirFWALGMan: retarded
JJ: wait
JJ: so I'm supposed to move inland?
SirFWALGMan: yeah so you can whine about tornadoes
JJ: if you ever whine about snow, I'll come up there and beat you silly with a wet noodle
SirFWALGMan: i never whine
SirFWALGMan: :O
SirFWALGMan: I have a few of the symtoms of dsylexis
JJ: yeah, that DYSLEXIA is a tough one......what is dsylexis?
SirFWALGMan: lol
SirFWALGMan: its Dyslexia for Rich people AHHHH YEAH!
SirFWALGMan: oh wait no thats Dyslexus

All that from a single Hurricane whine.

Anyhow while I am shilling things go play the next fucking retarded new Monday blogger game brought to you by Instant Tragedy. Are you even fucking shilling this thing yourself you retarded butt monkey? I will probably not be there as I am trying to get my self Epic fucking gear.

So far I have two purples. Grind away little monkey. Hell I am not even sure what I should get my Mage. I was going to buy the whole Dreadweave set. However it seems like the crit with the Silk set is better.

I already got the bracers for my guy. I was getting the materials to add the +15 Spell Damage to them. I then became distracted because I really would like a pair of Spellstrike pants. Those things cost a fucking fortune though. Probably like 2k in gold in just materials.

I think I will buy the feet and belt of silk to mix some of the resilience and better stats with some extra crit.

Holy fuck I am talking about CLOTHING for an Imaginary friend. If that does not make for the most retarded and gay thing since internet fights I do not know what does. Holy fuck I am brainwashed by my WoW masters.

6 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Pauly said...

Thanks for the plug.

3:19 PM

 
Blogger Rich: the original PushMonkey said...

Face the facts, you're a digital crack whore.

3:39 PM

 
Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

Dear Asswhore,

http://www.instanttragedy.com/?p=1342

With much appreciation,

The man who pwns you cause you are going to have to SHILL for me for a long time after you choke once again on Wednesday.

IT

Blogging life at http://www.donahue.org (where you linked) and blogging poker at http://www.instanttragedy.com (Where you should have linked)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!q

11:21 PM

 
Blogger jjok said...

retard.

;)

12:25 AM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

PSO gives you $50 bucks a month for a couple of years and now they are assholes because they stop when the ads cause them to disappear off Google?

4:54 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Duggles,
A. Yes.
B. They never gave me anything, never got an ad from them so they doubly suck balls.
Thanks,
Waffles

5:20 AM

 

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