Friday, August 08, 2008

I Challenge Ye to a Duel to the Death

However before that.. do you think LJ is sweating now? Cause I can picture her sweating after that last Mookie second place finish of mine. Yeah. Sweat. Wet. White T-Shirt LJ. MMMM. Tasty.

Oh yeah where was I. Um. yeah. So anyways I like giving myself challenges. I think it takes my game to new levels. I really feel like I am playing some transcended poker at the Mookie. So I figure I might as well start lining up the next challenge. Here it is. I call you out Hoyazo. I want you to contact me for the most ridiculous bet I have ever attempted. Yes this eclipses the Naked CK bet I lost. I challenge you to a first place MTT winner winner chicken dinner contest.

The rules are simple. We will pick an medium size MTT like the 28K for instance. One that costs $26 or lower. Hey what can I say I am bankroll responsible these days. We will then play this MTT as much or as little as we want. The first person to take the numero uno number one spot in the MTT wins the bet. Pure and simple. Easy peazy. We can have a time limit on this bet of a few months to a year to make it viable.

Now this is why this is a good bet for you.

1. I have not finished first in a general MTT in over two years. Amazing huh? Judging by the way you write I assume you finish first routinely in these things. At the very least you have had more firsts this year than I have.

2. I have not even final tabled a big MTT recently.

3. Your an expert pro MTT player with more funds. I will probably be playing like 1-2 of the 28K games a week so you will get 50% to 75% more chances to win the bet.

So there is my challenge. I am calling you out to setup the details. I know this will be an even HARDER challenge for me than winning the Mookie bet but I am ready. I believe that with the focus I gain from this bet I will dominate you and win easily. You on the other hand will be left with your chin dropping wondering how the hell you ever lost such an easy bet. I shall reach my transcended form and win a big MTT finally. Are you up for it or are you one of those pussy loser's you talk about on your blog?

Ship it baby.

10 Comments:

Blogger lightning36 said...

Waffles, it is time for the blogger community to acknowledge that you are among the best. Not quite in lucko's league, but clearly you are OUTPERFORMING some bloggers with decent creds.

10:47 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

But if anyone acknowledges that, THEN what will we do for fun?

Besides, ask.com still lists Waffles as the #1 result for "worst poker player"

Also, he can't spell "transcendent".

11:17 AM

 
Blogger Gnome said...

I want to see this bet happen.

2:05 PM

 
Blogger Chad C said...

So let me get this straight. You have never won an MTT of any real value in your life, but all of a sudden it is just going to happen? What have you done lately to improve your game to this point? You definitely haven't been reading poker books. There is just not enough time in a day for you to eat your three bags of cheetos, drink 5 gallons of mountain dew, and play 18 hours of warcraft (with a 2 minute break in there to wack off to Japanime).

I suck at bowling, maybe I should start a blog about how I am going to just magically start out performing some established bowlers.........

6:36 PM

 
Blogger $mokkee said...

Chad is back!

12:03 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Chad gets it! YAY!

7:45 AM

 
Blogger Iak said...

nice work waffles, getting Chad out of retirement made it worth reading this adolescent fantasy of a bet.

i love you but i gotta think this is just magical thinking at its best.

2:14 PM

 
Blogger ScottMcM said...

you are tarded like Corky


agree on a MTT that runs daily and run it every night for a month, the best overall finish is the winner.


Please remove the head from your ass Flapjack.

10:01 PM

 
Blogger 23skidoo said...

Geez, calling out Hoy is like shooting something contained in something else these days.

My $ is on you waffles, just for +EV tilt value.

5:56 AM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

How can you issue a post of such comedic value when I am away from computer?

You are such a delusional little troll!

Fantasy of you beating Hoy should not be shared with general public.

Fantasy of "Yeah. Sweat. Wet. White T-Shirt LJ. MMMM. Tasty." can be shared.

1:02 PM

 

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