What the hell is JJ thinking? I mean seriously. Rules of engagement to ranting? Nice little ha ha funny shit fucktard teasing of people. No fucking way. If your going to rant do it like a pro. Now I know I am semi-retired but by god I knew how to rant.
I did not sit down in front of my computer and make fake AP news stories and chuckle at my supposed cleverness. No. That is not a RANT. Possibly it is some fucking retarded argyle sweater wearing alligator polo fucking retards idea of a rant. Cocksuckers from Haaaavard may rant like that. "Oh good one George, here here, hip hip, you slay me". What kind of pussy ass rant is that? A rant should be just that. It should come right after the idiot sucks out on you with her ridiculous K4. It should have passion and irrationality and pure fury baby. Multiple swear words should be used and not stupid ones like "Your a dumb person". No real one. Like when I called someone a cum swilling whore for calling off on an all low flop with AQ. Fucking nearly crippling me at the end of a Mookie. Now that is how you fucking rant.
So in conclusion Blow yourself JJ and leave the ranting to the professionals.