Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Now for a Message from Evil Waffles

Dealer: barky11 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: SirFWALGMan shows [Jh Kd]
Dealer: barky11 shows [Kc 3h]
Dealer: SirFWALGMan shows two pair, Kings and
Sevens
Dealer: barky11 shows two pair, Kings and
Sevens
Dealer: barky11 ties for the pot (10,030) with
two pair, Kings and Sevens
Dealer: SirFWALGMan ties for the pot (10,030) with
two pair, Kings and Sevens
Dealer: Hand #6514283764

*** First Donkey Number on calls a pre-flop raise dominated K3 vs KJ then the motherfucker calls the Kxx board all in on the flop for most of his chips and runer-runner a tie.

SirFWALGMan: man
SirFWALGMan: that sucked lol
Dealer: sweatinitout wins the pot (5,200)
Dealer: Hand #6514289463
Dealer: SirFWALGMan shows [2s As]
Dealer: sweatinitout shows [Th Kh]
Dealer: SirFWALGMan shows Ace King high
Dealer: sweatinitout shows two pair, Kings and
Tens
Dealer: sweatinitout wins the pot (20,060) with
two pair, Kings and Tens
Dealer: SirFWALGMan finishes in 4th place and
wins: $45
Dealer: Hand #6514294635

*** Next This idiot calls my all in jam with KT for 86% of his stack. Stupid motherfucker is behind and flops a fucking KT. How the fuck can you play these things if nobody ever folds. I end up in 4th place for baby money instead of 3rd or better for a nice little score. Combined with my nice exit from the Mookie 222 vs 666. Ug. Fucking FTOPS idiot moron. heh. Nah he was just lucky but he played great. Anyways.. it triggered this nice exchange..

SirFWALGMan (Observer): and the idiot gets paid
off
SirFWALGMan (Observer): riddiculous
SirFWALGMan (Observer): mron
Dealer: Hand #6514296762
SirFWALGMan (Observer): moron
SirFWALGMan (Observer): idiot
SirFWALGMan (Observer): azzhole
SirFWALGMan (Observer): @@&%er
Dealer: barky11 wins the pot (800)
Dealer: Hand #6514298820
SirFWALGMan (Observer): scumbag
Dealer: sweatinitout has 15 seconds left to act
System: The $11,000 Guarantee (Rebuy)
($20+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4
minutes.
SirFWALGMan (Observer): everytime some idiot
gets luckier than hell moron
Dealer: barky11 has 15 seconds left to act
SirFWALGMan (Observer): hope your $$!% falls off

Of course I am up 30 bucks for the night so I do not know why I am complaining. Ahh fuck it. That was a sick beat. Glad I am a cash specialist now.

6 Comments:

Blogger AlCantHang said...

"cash specialist"

Christ, you type some of the funniest stuff ever.

4:55 AM

 
Blogger Poker Brian said...

should have called him a scruffy looking nerf-herder.

But scumbug was pretty damn funny, almost fell out of the chair for that one.

7:36 AM

 
Blogger Weak Player said...

Of course I am up 30 bucks for the night so I do not know why I am complaining.

Look deep within yourself...you know the answer to that question.

Again, comdedy gold.

7:55 AM

 
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Hey Baby!!

Send me an e-mail at carmensincity@cox.net as soon as you get this. I'm at work and I don't have your e-mail address here, but i need some help with something - thank you!!!!!

8:32 AM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

exchange usually involves TWO in conversation.

This was more of a soliloquy.

9:56 AM

 
Blogger Riggstad said...

I prefer monologue Bayne... soliloquy represents something clean and poetic.

10:29 AM

 

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