Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Played a Brilliant Game

However I came up short when Prophet decided AT was worth most of her chips. Now I watched Prophet play for a while and I think she played a fine game. Why would you call off most of your chips with ATo though? I think the only hands I had shown most of the night were things like AA-TT, AQ, AJ, AK.. and maybe some small pairs.. So what exactly is ahead of me? I dunno. Whatever. I moved up from 12th place finishes to 8th place finishes. I guess that is good. I just could not get lucky when it counted. I outflopped buddy with JJ vs QQ and he spikes a queen on the river.. I get in three times in race situations vs Lucifer and once against Buddy and lose all four. I then jam my small pocket pair against an obvious position raise hoping that someone in this tourney can fold.. but not being too surprised that they can not.. and the ten on the river seals my night. Fucking retarded. If I had 1/10th the luck Loretta had I would make a fortune. Not berating Loretta's skills because I have MUCH respect for them but damn did he get lucky. Ah well. Screw you all. See you tomorrow night as I probably come in 7th this time.. but probably more like 105th. Fuckers. Ah shit. I can't swear anymore because MiniDonk who I adore is reading this blog.

Holy shit too.. Talk about coolers. Our hot Au Pair is going back to Germany in a week and being replaced by this hideous dog Au Pair. I mean jesus she is one fucking ugly bitch. It looks like her momma mated with a Pug Dog. Hope she is good with the kids. Otherwise I am selling her to a prostitution ring!!! All those 3rd world hooker slaves are fucking ugly. I mean they expect to come here and be waitresses.. most waitresses are not known for good looks. Anyway see you all tomorrow night.

26 Comments:

Blogger lucko said...

Please tell me this is a joke post.

6:27 AM

 
Blogger AlCantHang said...

Another brilliant joke post from Waffles.

Your entire run last night was built on the nothing but blind luck and not an ounce of skill. But keep deluding yourself, it's always entertaining.

6:59 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I am totally serious. Why the fuck would someone want to stack off with AT? I understand he pretty much committed himself with his shitty cards and idiotic raise but give me a fucking break sometime. Do you really like stacking off with AT? Why not jam it all in then? Why raise 3x the blind if you have no intention of folding? Fuck you too Al. :).

7:01 AM

 
Blogger lucko said...

LOL, I agree he should have jammed it pre, but to think folding there is right is mind numbingly retarded.

Your call with a gutty, then open jamming when you hit it was about a thousand times worse play. 'Played a Brilliant Game' cracked the shit out of me.

7:18 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

How was calling off 3k in chips with a large stack and then jamming my made hand and getting paid stupid?

8:13 AM

 
Blogger lucko said...

You chased a gutter with terrible pot odds and almost no implied odds. It is a pure donkey call. It is about as bad a call as you can make.

Then by some miracle you get there and shove? LOL!!!

It really is so bad it's actually funny.

8:22 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

lol. Ok. I made a 3k mistake with a 30k stack and profited 8k more from it. Big fucking mistake. oooh. That 3k would have crippled me and the game would have been over. Whatever would I have done. So bad. I should be shot.

8:28 AM

 
Blogger lucko said...

I love the logic. I make a donkey-retard call cuz I can afford it, so its ok. Someone else makes a good call for all his chips and you think they are nuts.

If you really beleive these two things, you are pretty lost dude.

8:49 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I don't know the odds but calling your stack off with AT I can not believe is long term profitable. Possibly it is. I must be wrong. Next time you jam a hand I will look down and see AT and say "Lucko says its a monster I have to call all my chips off"..

I guess I make a distinction from small calls that do not effect your standing or ability to have chips to go deeper and calling off most of your chips with a probably dominated hand. Sure he got the best possible outcome from the call but I have a hard time believing that AT is ahead often enough to be a good call.

8:55 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

And by ahead I mean a coin flip for him since I lead the hand until the evil river. I hate rivers.

9:03 AM

 
Blogger lucko said...

Your distinctions are terrible. Just saying.

Folding ATo getting 2.5-to-1 vs a short stacks desperation push from the big blind is horrible. He is almost getting the right price to call even if you do have AK.

I really hope this is all a level. If it is, good job, you got me.

9:14 AM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

theres a lot of skill involved in consistently hitting miracle rivers. I suggest you work on that part of your game. =)

9:29 AM

 
Blogger bayne_s said...

Waffles.

I think it is the mindset that "I have a big stack I can use it to bust shorties" and make loose calls with bad pot odds and limited implied odds is why you don't finish well in tournies.

9:44 AM

 
Blogger lj said...

"Loretta8 said...
theres a lot of skill involved in consistently hitting miracle rivers. I suggest you work on that part of your game. =)"

^^^^ has mad skillz ^^^^

why u gotta talk shit bout my favorite girl?

<------ <3s loretta

9:50 AM

 
Blogger Adam said...

First, wanted to say good game. The banter was entertaining as always. Let's admit one thing: we had fun.

Second, didn't we get it all in preflop? I don't recall jamming a 333 flop. So it was a race afterall...

Third, as I showed all night...I was calling you with anything and doing it spring loaded.

Again, GG. Sorry it didn't work out...but my sweet revenge will be your's for the taking...next time.

-Champ aka Pureprophet

9:50 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Adam honestly I am not frustrated by your call which I can accept is odd's correct as I am in being so close so often lately.. which I should just be happy about because it means I am doing something right.

I do hate AT as a jamming hand against someone who played tight. Sure my hand was perfect for your AT and you were only a tiny dog but I think and again could be wrong that the majority of hands that call you there have you drawing to 3 outs for most of your chips.

Anyway good game. Glad you won.

10:12 AM

 
Blogger dwal said...

FTR, I think you played every street wrong on the hand you busted me.

With KQ either RR or fold pre, you called. You chased a guttie with no pot odds or implied odds, should fold.

And when you hit the made hand you shove. If I don't have the ace, I fold and you get nothing. I'm shoving any turn there regardless of what I have so dont let me fold.

12:47 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Possibly. Der. You had a nice. No kidding. Hahahaha! I was so surprised to see you turn over an Ace. It was amazing. I mean I was shocked.

12:51 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Honestly your going broke there no matter what I did. jam. check. If I folded the nuts then maybe not.

12:52 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Fuck it I am in a bad mood. Ha ha ha! I sucked out on you. I busted you. You are gone and lost. It was fun. Wheeeee. Suck it. Go cry to mommy. It was a great play because I got to knock you out. Ha Ha ha!

12:53 PM

 
Blogger lucko said...

The best part of this is before the comments Waffles actually did think he play well and busted out because of a dumb call.

I still laugh every time I read 'Played a Brilliant Game', such great unintentional comedy!

12:56 PM

 
Blogger dwal said...

not crying. I thought these blogs were to help improve people's games and talk about poker. I'm telling you my reasoning behind why I think each street was played badly. No need to flame.

And yes I go broke there with my hand no matter what you did. But I dont always have an ace there and fold sometimes. And the 3.5k was about 15% of your stack at that point, not like you had 80k

1:20 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Sucko I won 8k on that hand? Are you a retard? How did that bust me out of the tourney? I played a fucking great game and you take one hand WHICH I WON and say I did not? Your a retard.

1:32 PM

 
Blogger lucko said...

LOL @ you playing a great game last night!

1:40 PM

 
Blogger lucko said...

Please stop, you are killing me!!!!

1:40 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Sorry I didn't jam t2o into someone like you. I will try and get better. Your so good.

1:58 PM

 

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