Thursday, February 21, 2008

Public Service Announcement

In case anyone has forgotten or does not know Michael Craig is in fact a fucking tool. Please cease and desist from licking his ass even if he does give you free money. You will get aids and die. This has been a public service announcement. Once again. Michael Craig is a worthless piece of shit and you do not need to kiss his ass. Thank you. The Management.

9 Comments:

Blogger Julius_Goat said...

Don't worry Waffles, I'll profess my love for you in March.

12:35 PM

 
Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

Nope, make Waffles Month April. You can do it for one day and then say April Fools!

1:05 PM

 
Blogger The Wife said...

Don't know what poor Michael Craig did to set you off . . . but this is probably one of your most succint, best written pieces yet!

1:36 PM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Who got drunk and made a fool of themselves this time?

2:14 PM

 
Blogger Easycure said...

I have met Michael Craig in person, and he's not a tool at all. I like him very much, especially considering that I'm taller, younger and better looking (READ: Less heavy).

He kicks my ass at writing and poker, however. And yours too.

7:03 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

He is a back stabbing little weasel and I will never think otherwise. The first time I saw him my asshole alarms went full blast and he proved my alarms to be correct very soon after. He is and will forever be a tool.

9:18 PM

 
Blogger bayne_s said...

There must be a price point waffles. How much money would he have to give you for you to lick his ass in a post?

12:18 AM

 
Blogger Julius_Goat said...

He'd just need to have boobs.

6:11 AM

 
Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

and not even big ones.

Would you lick his ass for a nekkid picture of CK?

Heh

7:41 AM

 

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