I will beat this bitch!
First off I got the Wife to say "fuck" and "cock".. How hot is that? See nobody realizes that everything I do is part of a brilliant master plan. I am a genius!!! I can dodge bullets baby! If it was not for luck I would win them all!!!!
As for my presidential campaign I have to re-factor my current plans to become dictator of the world in order to run for president. I am willing to do it if I can get on the list though. Unless dictator of the world counts for the list too?
Last night all I can say is I played a brilliant second half. I zigged and zagged at the right times. I stole to keep in it. I avoided the weak aces and saw my opportunity. I knew this guy had some kind of fag ace with his 2k raise pre-flop. I knew when I jammed he would call. I also was pretty sure I would only have to fade 3-outs. Alas you can only play brilliant and the rest is up to the cards. I vow here and now that I will beat this 3k bitch to a bloody pulp. I will destroy her and make her my hoe bringing me home my pimp daddy dollars every night. It will happen soon. Count on it.