How Not To Build A Bankroll

Me Tilty.
Me Buyin to 55$/PLO8.
Me not good at PLO8.
Me bluff first hand.
They fold.
I surprised.
Many out quick.
Not me.
Me small.
Me medium.
Four left.
Long time fight fight.
Me take out #4.
Bad call.
Low chips.
Jam.Jam.Jam.
Qudrilliontillionup.
ME CHIP LEADER. Hear me roar.
HU.
Tied.
Losing.
Flush draw.
What would Hoy do?
PUSH!
WINNNAH! First Place!
No Remons!