New Years Resolution
I figure I would get my New Years resolutions out early. My first resolution is to let the Waffle's side of me out more often. I entirely enjoyed this encounter I had during the Christmas shopping season. I was pulling into this small parking lot and this lady was in front of me. Another car pulls in behind me. The lady is blocking a car trying to get out. She gets out of her car and tells me to move. Obviously I can not go anywhere.. So she starts telling everyone what to do and to move except herself who is blocking everyone in. So I roll down my window and yell "You can have the spot just move your fucking car out of the way you cunt!". She quickly got back in her car.
Normally I let the Waffles stay inside and grin and bear it. This year I would like to call more people pricks and cunts and whores. I would like to scream at the cutter's in line.. tell the cell phone gabbing donkeys to fuck off!!! Straddle up to that Asian woman on the train and tell her she is smokkin'!! Alright probably not the last one because I AM married.. and I do not REALLY want her to say "Yeah baby" and rip my jeans down and start sucking my cock in the middle of MBTA. Someday I may win the WSOP and then.. then.. I will get a blow job on the MBTA.. during fucking rush hour baby!!! OH YEAH! It is the year of the Waffles.
Second thing I would like to do this year is infuse my life with a bunch more energy. I just have no energy and feel like shit most of the time. I just need to buy a bike or something and put in 20 minutes a day to a healthier life. If I got said Blow Job from above I would probably die of a heart attack.. die happy.. but still dead.
So those are the things I am going to be shooting for in the New Year. I have some vague poker goals but nothing really concrete right now. I look forward to reading all of your posts about your goals and dreams. Peace out.