Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Fucking Cock Rags (No not you Choad)



Another losing night. At this rate the pain will be over soon. Here is the "one hand" that makes or breaks a night.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4561439606: Table Wadsworth - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:57:11 ET - 2007/12/20
Seat 1: PokerDude 20817 ($5.65)
Seat 2: NoCaution ($9.85)
Seat 3: SirFWALGMan ($11.60)
Seat 4: MRT888 ($9.65)
Seat 5: frantic20b ($6.20)
Seat 6: Beech Bum ($6.05)
Seat 7: johnegolfer ($2.40)
Seat 8: dissector ($10.50)
Seat 9: notnormal73 ($9.10)
MRT888 posts the small blind of $0.05
frantic20b posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SirFWALGMan [2c 3c]
Beech Bum folds
johnegolfer folds
dissector folds
notnormal73 folds
PokerDude 20817 folds
NoCaution raises to $0.35
SirFWALGMan calls $0.35
MRT888 folds
frantic20b calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [3d 6h Qc]
frantic20b checks
NoCaution bets $0.80
SirFWALGMan calls $0.80
frantic20b folds
*** TURN *** [3d 6h Qc] [2h]
NoCaution bets $1.60
SirFWALGMan raises to $10.45, and is all in
NoCaution calls $7.10, and is all in
SirFWALGMan shows [2c 3c]
NoCaution shows [Qh Jd]
Uncalled bet of $1.75 returned to SirFWALGMan
*** RIVER *** [3d 6h Qc 2h] [6c]
SirFWALGMan shows two pair, Sixes and Threes
NoCaution shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
NoCaution wins the pot ($18.10) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.10 | Rake $2
Board: [3d 6h Qc 2h 6c]
Seat 1: PokerDude 20817 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: NoCaution showed [Qh Jd] and won ($18.10) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 3: SirFWALGMan (button) showed [2c 3c] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Threes
Seat 4: MRT888 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: frantic20b (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Beech Bum didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: johnegolfer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: dissector didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: notnormal73 didn't bet (folded)

** and STFU Don I played this perfectly. If anyone wants to argue that point feel free because your a fucking idiot. If I get someone to commit their entire stack with a 19% chance to win and one card to come I did my job. Fucking poker is such a joke.

9 Comments:

Blogger meanhappyguy said...

I may or may not agree with how you played this hand, but I can't fault getting it in as an 81% favorite. The results-based, "Tommy the Choo-Choo Train" steam control is where I see possible room for improvement.

But then again, you've got WoW and your blog to go nuts with. I might also suggest a punching bag. Or a wife... jk!

12:29 AM

 
Blogger BadBlood said...

A year or so ago, maybe more, I learned from others around me who would play rags such as this to perfection. Stacking people who won't ever get away from overpairs with garbage two pair was common.

However, with that all said, these are exactly the types of beats you have to be prepared for taking these chances. Without risk, there is no reward.

And playing 23c has risks which this hand obviously demonstrates.

6:04 AM

 
Blogger 23skidoo said...

Whew....just when I thought you were getting soft.

6:42 AM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Maybe try to control the pot size once in a while, and not just JAM on every single edge you might perceive?

Just a thought.

7:28 AM

 
Blogger Chad C said...

Nobody, and I mean nobody can make a .5/.10 hand look sexxxxxxxxxxxxy!!

8:18 AM

 
Blogger lightning36 said...

I used to read the Bearenstain Bears books to my kids when they were young. My favorite made-up book: The Bearenstain Bears and the Big BM. Looks like I'll have to add your to me collection.

9:53 AM

 
Blogger smokkee said...

honestly, 23sOOted is the worst starting hand in poker. you hit a straight or flush, you're most likely on the bottom end of it and getting all ur chips in with bottom 2p in a cash game is a recipe for busto.

take a look at ur ptracker stats. 2p is a setup hand in ring games. bottom 2p?? pfft

just sayin'

3:20 AM

 
Blogger john said...

Nice play. I found the hand is easier to follow like this:

http://www.pokerhandreplays.com/view.php/id/2310

You can embed the visual right in your posts so that it's easier to understand.

4:47 AM

 
Blogger john said...

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4:48 AM

 

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