Top Ten Excuses to Use on Your Wife
I have been trying to convince my good friends to show up at this gathering. I have also been convincing the wife. So here are the top ten reasons to give your wife if your pussy whipped:
10. Hoyazo's inevitable 2-outer knockout by some professional poker player
9. Football on 10000" Televisions and you do not have to clean up afterwards bitch
8. Have to tell Falstaff how pretty his dress is
7. Iggy needs a lift up to the bar stool
6. Dr. Chako's wife has not been laid in months (Damn, She is going to hurt me when I meet her in Vegas)
5. Iakaris is wearing stripes and you have to tell him how thin it makes him look
4. You have to stop AlCantHang from getting rolled by a hooker
3. Blonde's Pussy Commands it and you can not disobey!
2. CarmenSinCity and LoveElf represent the largest boob per square inch display outside of porn convention you will ever get to see
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON
1. Waffles is going to be there!! That will pay for the trip and the mortgage by itself!!!!