I Really Hate Poker
First Game: Dude raises JJ34 to 500.. I jam all in for 1500.. So he is basically calling off half his stack with nada. I have A22Q and am actually in decent shape race wise. I have no idea how you make this call with jacks pre-flop when someone jams you though. It was an 11/SNG so maybe that is the problem. I usually would not jam A22Q but I was slightly short vs the blind and decided to make a stand. So flop comes Q3x. You know how this is going to end right? Turn 3.. river 4.. No low. No hi. No nothing. Fuck you later. Thankyouverymuch.
Ohhkay. So maybe I am just playing too retarded level poker. So I plunk down $33 on a SNG. I raise pre-flop. Get one caller. I pot the flop. Same guy calls. I JAM ALL IN on the turn.. same guy calls.. 99Tx no low. No hi. No pair. No nothing except a OESD. In my opinion with all of the action on this hand this is a terrible call. Nine on the river. Nice. So apparently I have to play $200 SNGs to meet someone who has even a tenth of a brain. Motherfucking Poker on Motherfucking Planes is Motherfucking Pissing me off.