Please lick my ass after I have not showered for 4 days.
Besides the nice weekend with the kid the rest was crappy. I come home Friday night and there is a car in my driveway. So I am like "Hmm, who is over?". I walk in the door and nobody is over. Apparently I have purchased a new Audi SUV for mucho bucks and did not even know it. Thanks a lot my lovely wife. It is nice to know how trustworthy you are. Just go out and fuck some guy and have him sitting in my seat when I come home. Fucking bitch. I am really pissed off.
Anyway.. I am taking a break from poker until Vegas. I will continue to keep you amused however. The above comment was for my PLO game. I am fairly deep in the game and the board is A9K4 and I have K4.. Now in Omatard this is a VERY weak hand but whatever.. So I jam in..... and get called by A882. Um. Top Pair. Eight Kicker. Nice hand fucktard. The eight on the river was just for fun. Right Poker Gods? You fucking whore bastards. I swear if you ever materialize in front of me I will kick you in the balls. You fucking idiots.