Monday, October 22, 2007

Heyyyy Baaabbbyyy

I have heard rumor through the grape vine that a certain sexy underwear talking wife of a certain doctor does not feel like she is invited to our December gathering.

Now I can assure you that you are totally and entirely invited and everyone who reads my blog will affirm this in the comments. Reasons:

1. You have a blog and play poker. This is the only requirement of being part of our fraternity. Is a fraternity only guys? I am so uneducmicated. Anyways.. whatever the fuck we call this hear part of the blogsphere.

2. You are a chick. We do not have enough of those. We are filthy, disgusting, poker degenerates, and any woman is a good woman. Especially one who would consider sitting down and chatting with us while playing cards.

3. You husband knows how to kill people. As a group we are not very strong. Trained, scary, military men scare us. We do not want to aggravate them. Besides the fact that he is doing a great service to all of us back home.

4. Did I mention you look hot for an old married lady? lol.

Ok. Ok. I better stop before I get into trouble.. but you are so welcome to come to the December blogger thingy and I am sure everyone will make you feel right at home. It is a cool bunch of degenerates even if they drink a little too much. So come if you like. Consider yourself invited.

2 Comments:

Blogger Drizztdj said...

I've never understood why people feel the need to be "invited" to these events.

Show up and have fun, it is Vegas after all.

6:19 AM

 
Blogger Alan aka RecessRampage said...

As a first timer who's never been to a blogger gathering, I say that you (not you waffles, "the wife" of the good doctor) are invited!!! Wait, I have no power to invite? Then fine. I want you to come!!!

6:52 AM

 

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