What the fuck is it with people who drive these days. Cocksuckers all of them. I am heading out to work today and the wife calls. She hits a nail in the road and has a flat with the kids and the hot baby sitter. So she wants me to come down and switch cars with her. SO ok.. I head out and with the help of Massachusetts roadside assistance we get the car back on the road. Thank you Doug!
So anyway.. I am in the breakdown lane waiting to merge back into traffic. The breakdown lanes are on both sides of the highway and I am on the fast lane side. So I signal I want to pull out and start speeding up and can a single fucking prick driving slow down and let me in? Fuck no. It would cramp their entire day to slow down and lose those five seconds of their life to being courteous and safe. Fuckers. I hope they all die. I finally get on the road and I have to slam on my breaks and the spare tire comes flying up from the back seat and wallops me. I fucking run so good. Bastards.