Poker 101 By Jordon
You find pocket 8's in late position.. you raise. The flop comes A67. You:
A. Bluff off a pot bet at the flop that looks like a c-bet from a kindergartener.
B. Make a normal 3/4 pot bet and figure your beat if you get called
The turn comes a 9.. So now instead of drawing to a 5% hand I actually have 20%. Now someone cold called my bet on the flop so do I:
A. Snap off another bad bluff to over commit myself and over 3K in chips to a hand that is 20% at best.
B. Realize what any idiot would that I am beat and let it go.. and if the guy does not have something like TPTK and possibly a flush draw which would give me EVEN LESS than 20% for outs
So now you have been outplayed every street of the hand and somehow you suckout a miracle 8 for a set do you:
A. Pretend you played the hand well
B. Bluff off all of the 3K you just won ten hands later with another HORRIBLY bad play
Well it is Jordon so we know what the answer is there.. Find the fold button it is your friend. I am really sick of hearing about how bad you do online.. maybe there is a reason? Idiot.
I predict Jordon makes it no further than 25th tonight. Easy prediction because he likes to get himself in trouble with crappy play. Good luck beating 25th. If you win I will eat my words and say your the most brilliant player ever.
Now not all this fury is directed at Jordon. I outplayed him and he got lucky. I would play exactly the same next time too. Because Jordon is going to lose that hand 80% of the time and I am going to have a HUGE stack at a table full of overplaying
Even before the MATH started I think i cursed myself. I had been running bad.. but finally get some shit going in a Turbo SNG. I looks down and see QQ.. So I raise it up to 400.. I get 2 callers. The flop comes Q9x. I jam. TJ calls. KK calls. Bet you can GUESS the next card... yess.. it was the King.. so I go from first to worst with 5 people left and then bubble out with JJ vs KK.
***UPDATE: Shit dude. 35th? You stack me. Double up.. and can not even make it past 35th? I guess I gave you more credit than you deserve.