Getting Fucked at the Hoy
I love IG to pieces but she keeps making the worst calls against me and winning. Remember a few weeks ago when she calls my jam with 33 vs AA.. So now I raise, she re-raises, and I push for ALL OF HER CHIPS.. and she calls me with KJ.. AND FUCKING HITS A BOAT! What the fuck? I mean is my range of hands that wide that KJ is ever possibly ahead? I understand you got a good matchup but my range there is something like AK/AQ/AJ/AA/KK/QQ/JJ.. any pair.. so against a good portion of my range (and I do not include KQ/KJ because that is NOT in my range to jam) you are so far behind it is not even funny.. Sure you got the 60/40.. but the blinds were not that high, you had a stack, and you kill me with the DONKEY hand!!!! KJ is the freaking donkey lovers hand goddamit! At least have the IG and outplay me. Fuckitall.
Then very next hand I get AA and I do the ole "I am tilting now JAM" push move from EP... and nobody fucking calls.. come on take a chance. I just got a brutal suckout.. call for christ sakes so I can get back in the game..
Then when like no chips left I get a BB vs SB situation with Otis and I am fucking MURDERED by his SECOND pair of Aces and a fucking Ace on the river to just rub it in. What the fuck? Stupid fucking Hoy, I blame you.