New Feature: Top [x] Payback Time
A new feature of this here blog is going to be a pre-event who I am gunning for top [x] list. The top list will be more relevant towards the top and the bottom will probably be perennial favorites. I reserve the right to have as many or as few people as I want. So here goes..
Tournament: Riverchasers Tour Event #8
When: Thursday, April 19th, 9:00pm ET
Buyin: $10 1
The top ten people I want to get..
#1 - Poker "99 Is better In restaurants" Enthusiast: Calling an all in with 99 to show his worth of the number one spot. I have notes on you and your going down!
#2 - Iggy "The LuckSack" Dward: You have been such a lucksack bastard it is not even funny. You bust me from two tourneys in a row when I was ahead in both.
#3 - Jecci "Show me the Points" MD: It will be hard to get this guy since he folds and folds and then folds again so he can say "Hey I outlasted half the field and got points.. I am special". I will give it my best shot though. Some people can dodge Aces, he can fold them.. pre-flop!!!
#4 - The "Fat Ass" Fat Guy: He knocked me out of a tourney two weeks ago. While I have knocked him out of the past two it has been so much fun playing with him I am going to go for it again.
#5 - Smokkee "AJ is Golden" Donkerus: I am still annoyed that he goes from 1000 chips to 9000 chips in a hand with AJ when on the flop he is dead to 3 outs. Just boggles my mind. Good job Full Tilt you fucking retards! Work on that card generator a little more why dontcha?
#6 - Ick "This is what poker is really like?" karis: This guys been facing the realities of poker -- I.E. That he sucks. So I feel this is a great time to lay the smackdown on his ass as payback for those months of running so well. I have been ahead of him in the Special Olympics points for the past two weeks so I hope to continue the trend.
Ok.. that is all for now. See you all tonight!